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Amanshu*
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Leaving work or drifting off to sleep after a long day?
   

General*
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Leaving work if it's a tough day.
Or drifting off to sleep at work
    

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Waking up and realising that it's Saturday, or finding a tenner in an old pair of jeans.
    

Clara
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Definitely waking up and realising it's Saturday - worth far more than a tenner in my opinion.

Vodka or gin?
 

General*
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GIN!

... but then vodka is required for a white russian
    

Amanshu*
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A tenner in my pocket without a doubt - that's any day, whereas a Satruday only comes once a week...

Gin with tonic,
Vodka with orange juice
But whiskey preferably...

Surprise or meticulous planning?
   

Demian*
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Waking up at work on a Saturday with an au-pair cooking meatballs and finding vodka in your kidneys, or Carlisle?



am i doing this rite
  

Amanshu*
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

Waking up at work on a Saturday with an au-pair cooking meatballs and finding vodka in your kidneys




Hmmm... well I'm guessing by the Vodka in my kidneys that I had a very good night Friday night (because I hardly ever drink vodka) and so I can only assume that that's why I woke up at work on a Saturday.

However the au-pair cooking meatballs is probably not allowed at work and will probably be considered to be a breach of security by the security guard who's come to see why the hell the security alarm is going off becuase I don't know what the hell the code is... So that'll probably get me fired.

However having never been to Carlisle I've got to admit that I've always had an irrational dislike to it, so I'd have to go with the getting myself fired option.

What? Why are you all looking at me?
   

Demian*
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Syphilis or Janet Street-Porter?
  

Clara
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

Syphilis or Janet Street-Porter?


Good Grief! Can I revert to a previous question and choose gin?!
 

BrightonBabe
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Fri 20th May '05 9:13AM
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Leaving work - always good
Finding a tenner - dosnt happen very often whereas saturday comes around every week
And Vodka but thanks to Kelly a good g and t is always good 2

I am who I am ....
 

Dregan
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

Syphilis or Janet Street-Porter?


In fairness, between having to suffer agonising burning every time I take a piss or the once-in-a-lifetime chance to choke the life out of Ms Street-Porter with my bare hands, I know what I'd opt for.

Working 9-5 or 10-6?

[[daddy or chips?]]
    

Allen Key
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Dregan was bold enough to comment:


[[daddy or chips?]]



Chuuurrps

Right, I've missed a few, so quick re-cap: Gin, waking up realising it's Saturday, Janet Street-Porter, Carlisle.
 

Amanshu*
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

Syphilis or Janet Street-Porter?



I'm sorry, but that ones just too close to call. I really could go either way here...



Dregan was bold enough to comment:

Working 9-5 or 10-6?




8-4
   

Malcolm*
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Fri 20th May '05 11:38AM
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Saturday, Sweden, 8-4, gin, Carlisle.

I love Carlisle, just because of an excellent cinema they have there. I've been to Carlisle twice - the first time, we were in Carlisle and just decided to go to the cinema. The second time, it was at the end of a 60-mile drive specifically to go to that cinema.

A stranger in the toilet next to yours, or a stranger sitting next to you on the train?
   

Amanshu*
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Toilet next to yours easily - unless you're talking a urinal, in which case probably the train, unless there is a suitable shoulder distance between the two urinals.

Did that make any sense?
   

Dregan
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:

A stranger in the toilet next to yours, or a stranger sitting next to you on the train?


Trains. I have a story about a urinal.



dregan told the LiveJournal masses:

Some guy checked out my penis in the Ashby toilets today.

I was desperate for a piss. However, both cubicles were occupied, so I had to use the urinals. So of the row of five, I took the one on the farthest right, and started the flow. Ahh, bliss.

Someone came in and stood beside me. Beside me, like. There were four empty urinals, and I was at the farthest right, so he had a choice of three that wouldn't have broken toilet etiquette. But I digress. This is turning into the longest piss ever.

I'm cursed with an unfortunate habit of glancing around me at all times, and I happen to shoot a glance to my left at eye level. The gent's eyes are looking directly down and to his right - and following his line of sight, it's straight at my junk. I'm sufficiently stunned that I don't have the presence of mind to look away instantly, and for a good few seconds I'm gawping at his head. He suddenly looks up, makes brief eye contact and looks away sharply. Thankfully, I run out of piss and can zip up and go. I didn't even stop to wash my hands, I just had to get out of there [and I hate not washing my hands. A thin coating of slimy pissglobules? No thanks].

Scary. Strangest part is, I can't remember much about the guy's face or anything. He had black hair, I remember that, but not much else..



Not really a 'toilet' I suppose, but

EDIT: Keeping the thread going, cold coffee or warm beer?
    

Clara
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I'm sure the rest of the females on the forum will join me in thanking you for this small yet disturbing insight into urinal etiquette...
 

Demian*
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Clara was bold enough to comment:

I'm sure the rest of the females on the forum will join me in thanking you for this small yet disturbing insight into urinal etiquette...



http://www.ubersite.com/m/25664

Knock yourself out


Also, warm beer unless it's lager. Cold coffee is disgusting.
  

BrightonBabe
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Working 9 - 5 definietly then your more than likely to catch one episode of neightbours - so sad i know but true
 

Malcolm*
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

Also, warm beer unless it's lager. Cold coffee is disgusting.



OK then - hot beer or iced coffee?
   

Clara
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Demian was bold enough to comment:



Clara was bold enough to comment:

I'm sure the rest of the females on the forum will join me in thanking you for this small yet disturbing insight into urinal etiquette...



http://www.ubersite.com/m/25664

Knock yourself out





Why thankyou! But... "Many natural human instincts often amaze me. Like motherhood. And masturbation." Anyone who can juxtapose those two 'instincts' needs some sort of help!

And to answer the question, hot beer. Alcohol every time!
 

Dregan
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:

OK then - hot beer or iced coffee?


Paradoxically, iced coffee is delicious, as long as you take a little time in its preparation. Merely cold coffee is the devil's foul piss, though.

Biscuit or cake?
    

Demian*
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Fri 20th May '05 8:17PM
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Actually, that's a good point - iced coffee is fantastic.


Here's a recipe you can make right now, guaranteed delicious!

1tsp coffee granules (decaf is fine)
1tsp sugar
3 ice cubes
(optional) Sprinkling of nutmeg

Place above in a tall glass, fill with chilled milk, and stir.

If you take 2 sugars in your hot coffee, or none - trust me, it needs exactly one spoon of sugar to make this delicious without being too sweet. This is for an approximately 1/2 pint glass.

You'll all be thanking me for this when the predicted 'hottest summer ever' hits
  

Dregan
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Fri 20th May '05 8:55PM
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

[recipe]


I am going to try that RIGHT NOW. Will be back shortly with results.

EDIT: Most palatable! With a dash of cocoa powder it tastes wonderful.

There's also the marvellous Cappucino Blast, which works as follows:

Coffee icecream [vanilla or chocolate or ALL THREE work well]
Coffee [~1tsp per scoop of icecream]
Milk [to mix the coffee in]
Crushed ice [or normal ice whacked with a big hammer]
Blender/whisk

Make a paste with the coffee and milk.

Smash up the icecream in a bowl so it's not solid, then add the coffepaste. Throw in the ice, beat the shit out of it some more and drink.

Amazing. Used to cost ?2 from Dunkin Donuts in Yorkgate, and was even better then, what with their proper machines and that.
    

Swoop*
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

Actually, that's a good point - iced coffee is fantastic.


Here's a recipe you can make right now, guaranteed delicious!

1tsp coffee granules (decaf is fine)
1tsp sugar
3 ice cubes
(optional) Sprinkling of nutmeg



Decaf is not fine! Ever! There's no point, just drink Bovril or something.

Hmm, that's my answer done, but:

decaf or caf?
 

Spanners*
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BrightonBabe was bold enough to comment:

Working 9 - 5 definietly then your more than likely to catch one episode of neightbours - so sad i know but true



We have a nice 11-7 shift that steathily evades rush hour and allows me to wander past Tescos on my way home just when they put out all the reduced cake And also I can justifiably say that watching Neigbours in work is doing my job!

Warm beer beats cold coffee but lukewarm coffee beats lukewarm beer

And back to the very first one, Sweden beats kidneys cos without Sweden we wouldn't have Ikea or ABBA.

Also if we're talking urinal etiquette - http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal.php
    

Dregan
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:

And back to the very first one, Sweden beats kidneys cos without Sweden we wouldn't have Ikea or ABBA.


But if you didn't have kidneys, you couldn't process urine and your own body would poison itself
    

Allen Key
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BrightonBabe was bold enough to comment:

Working 9 - 5 definietly then your more than likely to catch one episode of neightbours - so sad i know but true



Not at all - when I start looking for a new job at the end of the year, my main criterion will be 'will I be home in time for Neighbours?'
 

Amanshu*
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:

Also if we're talking urinal etiquette - http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal.php



Curses! I was just about to post that... Now I'll have to come up with something else instead



Dregan was bold enough to comment:

But if you didn't have kidneys, you couldn't process urine and your own body would poison itself



Personally I figure you'd just have to go and use a dialysis machine every couple of days. Plus, give it a few years and they'll be able to grow you some new kidneys from scratch, so, I'm definitely thinking Sweden.

Err... warm beer, iced coffee, decaf (although I don't know why...) and of course:

cake
   

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