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Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Fri 27th May '05 7:42PM
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7th Apr '03
Dude, you should try cotton buds.


My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Fri 27th May '05 10:20PM
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3rd Jun '03
That's amazing!

When did it happen?

Is it a genetic problem?

Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Sat 28th May '05 2:09AM
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:

Is it a genetic problem?

Yes, ear pirates have been shown to be at least partly hereditary; you should probably check your ears once a month by waving them close to parrots or dubloons and listening for a faint but distinctive 'Yarrr!'

Would you like to see me blink? It really is quite impressive.
Sun 29th May '05 5:48PM
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25th Aug '03
Wow now how didnt i notice that before ....

Cucumber - yummy !!!!

Misses his big brother :(
Mon 30th May '05 2:53PM
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7th Apr '03
The trick for getting rid of ear pirates is to hold a small amount of treasure six inches away from your ear and be ready to pounce as they leap forth to plunder it.

Even red onions have a silver lining
Tue 31st May '05 11:09AM
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27th Sep '04
I believe a similar method works with leprechauns, except you need a little rainbow too.

Windows Bob - the best!
Tue 31st May '05 4:54PM
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General's Avatar
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7th Apr '03
What's bothering me is, what's in Spanners ear that someone felt they needed a sword to go in there!?

Aubergine Mincemeat
Sun 5th Jun '05 5:00PM
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15th Apr '03
Maybe the pirate was carrying it for religious reasons.

Anarain has left the building
Fri 17th Jun '05 2:44PM
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i suspect the pirate was hunting the legendary beast of Deckor.

this dastardly creature has a mane of wild hair, disarmingly gentle eyes (trust me - behind those eyes lurks the brain of a feral uber-fiend), and frill like spinal appendages located in the centre of the chest and around the wrists.

the beast looks something like this:

avast me hearties! have at the mangy cove!


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