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Swoop*
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Mon 4th Jul '05 12:00PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4632021.stm

Now that's the way forward for the health service, never mind this increased funding, shorter working hours for nurses, any of that. Primates!
 

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Tue 5th Jul '05 9:05AM
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What, get someone who understands the job to do the job? It'll never work. I mean seriously...
   

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Tue 5th Jul '05 9:53AM
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I always favour a benobo for intricate surgery.
    

Amanshu*
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No, it'd have to be a golden haired tamarin for me. Or maybe an emperor tamarin.

It's a monkey with a moustache! How cool is that?
   

Spanners*
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Wed 6th Jul '05 5:24PM
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Gibbons make my life better on a daily basis, I can only imagine the good they'd do for the NHS.
    

General*
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Fri 7th Sep '07 5:06PM
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Paralysing virus a suspect in disappearing bee mystery

That's my fav for today.



See also: Cosmic 'baby bouncer' could tie astronauts to asteroids

NS are doing very well today!
    

General*
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Thu 13th Dec '07 10:56PM
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Thieves cut off man's 'holy leg'
    

Spanners*
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Wed 9th Jul '08 1:31PM
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Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

And the story really is what it claims
    

Demian*
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Wed 9th Jul '08 4:28PM
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Sorry to derail, but Spanners... what on earth is going on in your avatar? It appears to be Donald Rumsfeld drawing an elephant, doing origami then making paper dolls!

Edit: OK, now I'm freaked out, it's a loaf of bread again.
  

General*
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Wed 9th Jul '08 4:39PM
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I can't help but think the amount of press attention this story has got is related to the excuse it provides to publish a picture of a lady with huge boobies.
    

Spanners*
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Thu 10th Jul '08 8:31PM
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Demian was bold enough to comment:
Sorry to derail, but Spanners... what on earth is going on in your avatar? It appears to be Donald Rumsfeld drawing an elephant, doing origami then making paper dolls!

Edit: OK, now I'm freaked out, it's a loaf of bread again.



Yeah he's a man of many talents

I've got a randomiser script going on my avatars so that whenever I find a good one I can add it to the mix.
    

Spanners*
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Thu 11th Sep '08 8:58AM
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Time travellers from the future 'could be here in weeks'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/02/06/scitime106.xml
    

Spanners*
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Mon 20th Oct '08 7:52AM
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Why you should avoid 'mingqutnguaq'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7671137.stm

(Actually a rather dry article exploring the actual number of words the Inuit people have for snow)
    

General*
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Tue 20th Jan '09 10:27PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/7839992.stm

This makes me happy
    

General*
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Tue 20th Jan '09 10:46PM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7838850.stm

Although this is a close run thing.
    

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Wed 21st Jan '09 12:05PM
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General was bold enough to comment:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/7839992.stm

This makes me happy



Aw, thank you, General - that's made me happy too
   

Xander
The panda is the evolutionary equivalent of living off benefits.
Thu 5th Feb '09 5:23PM
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I suspect this one is actually an urban legend because I've never been able to find it even with the magic of Google and it seems just to far fetched.

A man leaves his high rise apartment in New York and exits the building. Above in his flat a party goes on without him. One of the guests on the balcony accidently knocks his hosts pet poodle off the balconly ledge. The poodle plunges to the ground hitting it's owner as he steps out the building onto the pavement. Both die instantaniously.

The local newspaper headline the next day reads Man Killed By Best Friend.
 

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