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General*
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Mon 10th Oct '05 10:22PM
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One day General won a lolly in a daddy.org competition.

He was very excitied:

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But he was puzzled:

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What could he do with this unexpected good fortune?
Perhaps he could invoke the power of Greyskull?

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But sadly Battlecat was nowhere to be found. Much to the relief of the Missus who had no idea where you could get a 6 foot square litter tray at 11pm in Greenford.

He would have to eat it!
But a mere lollypop (giant though it may be) should be no match for a Beef Fest approved beef daddy such as the General.

"I shall scran it in a single bite!" He exclaimed

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But try as he might he couldn't bite through it:

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"You may have won the battle, but I shall win the war!" he said to himself
He would put it on the table and bide his time (Remembering to put it in a bottle so it didn't fall over and get all sticky)

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Amanshu*
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Tue 11th Oct '05 10:57AM
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General was bold enough to comment:
But he was puzzled:

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I love this picture, but I can't explain why. Genius!

So when's the next installment?
   

Demian*
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Tue 11th Oct '05 4:29PM
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Hahaha, hilarious pics

I shall save these and send them to the person who gave me the lolly, she'll be more than a little bemused...


I should point out that General won the lolly fair and square by being the final person to arrive at the daddy meet without a VCR
  

Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Tue 11th Oct '05 5:56PM
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That's just marvellous my friend.
Although it did immediately make me think:
    

Demian*
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Tue 11th Oct '05 6:49PM
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:
That's just marvellous my friend.
Although it did immediately make me think:




Thank you for my new wallpaper
  

Swoop*
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Tue 11th Oct '05 9:17PM
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To be honest, I'm suspicious...

 

Oooood
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Tue 11th Oct '05 9:40PM
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And now your post-retirement job is sorted. Lollipop General. Hmm, sounds like a song title.
 

BrightonBabe
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Wed 12th Oct '05 11:34AM
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Wicked pictures
slightly scary at times and does show you have far too much time on your hands

Ummm Interesting !!!!
 

Amanshu*
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Wed 12th Oct '05 12:58PM
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Oooood was bold enough to comment:
And now your post-retirement job is sorted. Lollipop General. Hmm, sounds like a song title.



Or possibly aircraft signalman General...
   

Clara
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Wed 12th Oct '05 3:13PM
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Ambidextrous table tennis player General? Inspired pics!
 

Malcolm*
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Wed 12th Oct '05 3:17PM
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General, you are wonderful!

That is all there is to it.

Excuse me for mentioning it, but can I interest you in a panoramic print of York - http://www.panoramicyork.co.uk ? No? Oh well - just thought I'd ask.
   

Demian*
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Wed 12th Oct '05 4:46PM
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I showed the pics to the lady who supplied the lolly. She peered over her glasses for a moment, and said "What's he doing? That lolly cost 5 Euros!" and then proceeded to tell me, unbidden, the procedure for the evaluation of a headteacher via a schools governing body.

Make of that what you will
  

Spanners*
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Sat 15th Oct '05 6:23PM
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Demian was bold enough to comment:
I showed the pics to the lady who supplied the lolly. She peered over her glasses for a moment, and said "What's he doing? That lolly cost 5 Euros!"


What? Can she not see the joy it has caused to so much of the internet community? Id say that's about the best use of 5 euros I've seen all week!
    

Oooood
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Sat 15th Oct '05 7:42PM
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Shame they closd down Cuddles 'massage parlour' near Oooood. Bet you could get some good use out of 5 Euros in that joint. Bet they took Euros cos they were mostly Eastern European.
 

Oooood
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Sat 15th Oct '05 7:43PM
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Hmm, That was Oooood refering to himself in the 3rd person.
 

General*
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Sat 15th Oct '05 10:34PM
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There is an update coming as soon as my digital camera recharges.



and it's a shocker....
    

General*
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Sun 16th Oct '05 1:58PM
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Over the coming days General learned to love the lolly and it's lovely orangy taste.


But then he was forced to travel to Dortmund on a business trip and had to leave the lolly.
Away from his beloved confection days seemed like years, soon it was time to return, but little did he know that while he was away his beloved lolly had fallen from (It's frankly not all that stable) beer bottle home and been rent assunder.

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The missus it must be said was fairly narked that it had covered the book shelf with orangy yuck, but what a horrific difcovery for our intrepid traveler.

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He flew into a rage!

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Cursed god above!

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And finally fell into dispair

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After many anguished hours he came to accept that he had to throw the lolly away.



So endeth the tale of starcrossed lovers General and The Lolly
    

Spanners*
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Sun 16th Oct '05 5:16PM
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In the words of Dregan - You magnificent bastard!
And very very silly man!
    

Diziet
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Fri 15th Sep '06 10:55PM
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just rediscovered this post.

General, do you have any more intimate liaisons with confectionary to share with us?



General*
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Sat 16th Sep '06 2:19PM
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A few, but most of them would have to be posted in Watershed!
    

Diziet
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General was bold enough to comment:
A few, but most of them would have to be posted in Watershed!



come on! show us yer sticky indiscretions!

fnark!

(sorry, been watching Bottom)


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