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Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Mon 31st Oct '05 12:17AM
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Swoop smells of wee and poo and we hate him.

Lots of love from Amanshu and Kelly and Malcolm and the entire world (idst4eva'n'eva'n'eva)!!!!!!!!

xlolx
   

Clara
Even red onions have a silver lining
Mon 31st Oct '05 8:28AM
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Is this something to do with a regular Hallowe'en adventure and gin?
 

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Mon 31st Oct '05 11:55AM
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Swoops alright, but his forehead does smell a bit like coffee.
    

Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Mon 31st Oct '05 12:50PM
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Who did a what now?
    

Swoop*
CHIMPO
Mon 31st Oct '05 8:29PM
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Umm, do what now?

I'll have you know that I have it on the best authority that I'm both lovely and pert! I also have several citations for bravery and tasteful sauciness above and beyond the call of duty. In fact, I was recently voted Mr Most Likey Not To Die Alone And Afraid In A Hovel 2005 by the Librarians Association of Great Britain and Brazil. So there.

My award winning personality notwithstanding though, what have I done to incur the wrath of such august personages as yourselves?
 

Diziet
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Mon 31st Oct '05 9:00PM
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Swoop was bold enough to comment:

My award winning personality notwithstanding though, what have I done to incur the wrath of such august personages as yourselves?



i'd like to know also.

on the one time i've met you i found you to be brave (i've never seen a man have at tequila with such confidence), lovely (but manly, obviously) and pert (erm...).

seriously though - i'm not sure i get the point of this thread.




Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Tue 1st Nov '05 9:42AM
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No reason! We were just discussing childish playground arguments and thought it might be fun to see if we could start one on the forum. Swoop seemed like a good candidate for somebody who would (a) be completely surprised, and (b) respond entertainingly.

As, indeed, he did.

Anyone else fancy trading a few rubbish insults?
   

Mildred
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Tue 1st Nov '05 1:05PM
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Anyone else fancy trading a few rubbish insults?



Liar, Liar, your pants're on Fire! (that was directed at Malcolm )
 

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Tue 1st Nov '05 1:08PM
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Malcolm has a girls bike!
    

Diziet
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Tue 1st Nov '05 1:34PM
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arabstrap smells of bum gravy.

thrrrrrp!

Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Tue 1st Nov '05 2:23PM
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Demian eats bunnies
    

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Tue 1st Nov '05 2:49PM
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General's face looks like a Yorkshire pudding.
   

Arabstrap
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Tue 1st Nov '05 3:16PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
arabstrap smells of bum gravy.

thrrrrrp!



bum gravy is nice on roast potatoes.

Diziet likes girls.... uuurgh!

a thumb, of gigantic proportions!

Diziet
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Tue 1st Nov '05 3:38PM
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Arabstrap was bold enough to comment:


Diziet was bold enough to comment:
arabstrap smells of bum gravy.

thrrrrrp!



bum gravy is nice on roast potatoes.

Diziet likes girls.... uuurgh!



well you kissed a girl, so there!

Swoop*
CHIMPO
Tue 1st Nov '05 8:25PM
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The Guv wears Barbie pants and has to get his mummy to sing to him when he poos!
 

Amanshu*
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Tue 1st Nov '05 8:35PM
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Swoop was bold enough to comment:
what have I done to incur the wrath of such august personages as yourselves?



Kelly and Malcolm told me to do it! I didn't think it was fair but they told me too!!!!

If you forgive me I'll be your best friend in the whole wide world! I'll even let you come to my birthdya party!!!!!!
   

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Tue 1st Nov '05 8:38PM
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:
Demian eats bunnies



Spanners has triangular elbows and reads the Bible to sailors.
  

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Wed 2nd Nov '05 1:38PM
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Mildred wets herself and has to wear the School Pants and once she wet herself on the beanbag and Allen Key sat on the beanbag so Allen Key has got Mildred's germs. And Gertrude ate a worm.
   

Allen Key
Stagnating, like a packet of crisps on the roof.
Wed 2nd Nov '05 3:21PM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:
Mildred wets herself and has to wear the School Pants and once she wet herself on the beanbag and Allen Key sat on the beanbag so Allen Key has got Mildred's germs.



I'm telling over you.....











.... cos you kissed a kangaroo and you never said sorry till half past two! Ha!
 

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Wed 2nd Nov '05 4:13PM
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Allen Key was bold enough to comment:


I'm telling over you.....




Yeah well you tell on someone not over someone so get your facts right.
   

Diziet
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Wed 2nd Nov '05 4:58PM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:


Allen Key was bold enough to comment:


I'm telling over you.....




Yeah well you tell on someone not over someone so get your facts right.



the correct term is 'i'm telling of you'

silly head

thrrrrrrrrpppppppp!!!!

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Wed 2nd Nov '05 5:28PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:


the correct term is 'i'm telling of you'

silly head

thrrrrrrrrpppppppp!!!!



Big nose.
   

Diziet
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Wed 2nd Nov '05 6:34PM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:

Big nose.



i don't care anyway coz you smell of biscuits.

and notthebeard goes to work on a My Little Pony tricycle.


Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Wed 2nd Nov '05 7:06PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:


Kelly was bold enough to comment:

Big nose.



i don't care anyway coz you smell of biscuits.





I know you do but what am I?
   

Diziet
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Wed 2nd Nov '05 7:31PM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:

I know you do but what am I?




thats it, i'm telling my dads



Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Wed 2nd Nov '05 7:48PM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:

I know you do but what am I?




Ding dong ding dong
Your nose is this long:
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Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Thu 3rd Nov '05 10:33AM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
thats it, i'm telling my dads





My Dad's bigger than you dad, and if you tell on me then he's gonna beat ya!
   

Diziet
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Thu 3rd Nov '05 10:43AM
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Amanshu was bold enough to comment:


Diziet was bold enough to comment:
thats it, i'm telling my dads





My Dad's bigger than you dad, and if you tell on me then he's gonna beat ya!



chinny reckon. my dads are the reserve squad for the Leicester Tigers rugby team.


Arabstrap
Daddy-licious
Thu 3rd Nov '05 11:32AM
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you're getting done!

Allen Key
Stagnating, like a packet of crisps on the roof.
Thu 3rd Nov '05 11:56AM
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Arabstrap was bold enough to comment:
you're getting done!



Grass!
 

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