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Anonymous
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Fri 4th Nov '05 6:09AM
Yeah well at least i dont have to hold me mums hands to cross the road or go to the corner shop

The Guv
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Fri 4th Nov '05 6:11AM
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Yeah well........... you have to show you mum your underware at the end of the day to make sure there have been no accidents

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Fri 4th Nov '05 1:35PM
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Allen Key was bold enough to comment:


Arabstrap was bold enough to comment:
you're getting done!



Grass!



Here's 10p. Go phone someone who cares!
   

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Fri 4th Nov '05 1:52PM
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BUM TOUCH!





No returns
    

Demian*
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Fri 4th Nov '05 5:52PM
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Guess what...

Wet Ear!
  

Diziet
optical moose
Fri 4th Aug '06 5:51PM
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arabstrap - poo bum extraordinaire.

and he wears special shoes.

Swoop*
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Fri 4th Aug '06 7:27PM
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At least he can afford shoes that match!
 

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Sat 5th Aug '06 9:45AM
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You are shoes that match.
   

Diziet
optical moose
Fri 11th Aug '06 6:33PM
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oooood and amanshu up in a tree,
k-i-s-s-i-n-g


Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Thu 31st May '07 1:51PM
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Gertrude is a bill and her dog smells of bum
 

Diziet
optical moose
Thu 31st May '07 2:01PM
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emo squid is a skip dweller with melvin underpants.

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Thu 31st May '07 2:18PM
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Ladybird has duck feet!
   

Diziet
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Thu 31st May '07 2:25PM
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allen key is a crusty girdlesniffer.

Emo Squid
sanctus, sanctus, sanctus
Thu 31st May '07 2:32PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
emo squid is a skip dweller with melvin underpants.



I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Feign
It's your time you're wasting!
Thu 31st May '07 3:34PM
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Amanshu's idea of nouvelle cuisine is bread from the packet dipped in a bowl of wee.
 

Swoop*
CHIMPO
Thu 31st May '07 8:10PM
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Good lord! Seeing this thread again after all this time, I thought it was the emotional hatred crew coming to wreck my life again! Flashbacks started arriving thick and fast, of the trauma and misery I endured throughout their first onslaught.

Excuse me, I'm off to drink several pints of water in a vain attempt to replenish the tears I wept before being able to face the thread once again.
 

LadyBird
But Jesus sez 'Oh hai! Iz just me. lol.'
Thu 31st May '07 8:44PM
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Amanshu has nits.

And Mrsham's got hairy ears.

At least one of these is actually true.
 

Diziet
optical moose
Thu 31st May '07 9:54PM
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LadyBird was bold enough to comment:

At least one of these is actually true.



i think we know which one...


Agentgonzo
There's no pee in catheter!
Fri 1st Jun '07 12:06AM
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Wait... what happened to his fangs?

Oh, and Gertrude is a poo-face
  

Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Fri 1st Jun '07 12:47AM
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This is the best insult so far:


Amanshu was bold enough to comment:
You are shoes that match.





Agentgonzo has Fart Disease, errrrrrr!!

I am rubber, you are all glue.
 

Gertrude
Landy Dirtlady
Fri 1st Jun '07 5:57AM
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Agentgonzo, Mrsham, if you're rude to me again, I'll bleed all over your beds. And then I'll let my dog smell of bum in them. Mwahahahah!
 

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Fri 1st Jun '07 8:32AM
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Diziet was bold enough to post a picture of me



There is absolutely no way that photo is ever going to be forgotten is there? *sigh*

AgentGonzo went to the loo and didn't wash his hands and then he shook Feign's hand and Feign didn't realise and then Feign ate some crisps so really he was eating AgentGonzo's poo.
   

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Fri 1st Jun '07 8:34AM
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:
This is the best insult so far:


Amanshu was bold enough to comment:
You are shoes that match.





You are the best insult so far!!!
   

Diziet
optical moose
Fri 1st Jun '07 9:52AM
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Swoop was bold enough to comment:

Excuse me, I'm off to drink several pints of water in a vain attempt to replenish the tears I wept before being able to face the thread once again.



swoop crys like a big fluffy jessie.

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Fri 1st Jun '07 10:13AM
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Amanshu was bold enough to comment:

AgentGonzo went to the loo and didn't wash his hands and then he shook Feign's hand and Feign didn't realise



And that my friends is POO TOUCH!
    

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Fri 1st Jun '07 10:20AM
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Yeah well, I reckon General knows so much about poo cause he IS ONE.
   

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Fri 1st Jun '07 11:48AM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:
Yeah well, I reckon General knows so much about poo cause he IS ONE.



Perhaps Kelly knows about this because IT TAKES ONR TO KNOW ONE you big POO covered vampire!
    

Diziet
optical moose
Fri 1st Jun '07 12:11PM
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general, kelly, feign and gonzo all have stinkfinger.

and they listen to Steps.

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Fri 1st Jun '07 12:54PM
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Steps are great! They're the best band in the world ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER! And anyone who says otherwise is a stupid puss.
   

Feign
It's your time you're wasting!
Fri 1st Jun '07 1:27PM
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Diziet follows dogs around the park and when they do a poo he picks up the poo and rubs it into his face. This is his favouritest thing in the whole world.
 

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