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Thu 6th Jul '06 1:05PM
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It has happened! the time has come! After 3 years, 2 months and 22 days we have 100 users!
So give yourselves a pat on the back, sacrifice a small rodent in thanks to your preferred deity and have a nice cake to celebrate.

Speaking of cake:
Bloke walks into the supermarket with a trout under his arm and asks a shop assistant if they sell fish cakes.
'Sure we do' says the assistant.
'Great' says the bloke, 'It's his birthday'.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans...
    

Amanshu*
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Toot Toot! And indeep, Parp!



Bloke walks into the supermarket with a trout under his arm and asks a shop assistant if they sell fish cakes.
'Sure we do' says the assistant.
'Great' says the bloke, 'It's his birthday'.




Nothing to do with cake but this tickled me yesterday:


An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much
in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are
making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the
wife fantasize and this should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and
she is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi."Okay," says the rabbi, "let's try it
reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the
towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"See, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"
  

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Thu 6th Jul '06 11:10PM


Demian was bold enough to comment:

Nothing to do with cake but this tickled me yesterday:


An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much
in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are
making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the
wife fantasize and this should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and
she is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi."Okay," says the rabbi, "let's try it
reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the
towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"See, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"



i don't get why the couple are jewish. would this joke work with any ethnic group? if so, why choose jews? this is mere curiousity, not a criticism - its a very funny joke.


Malcolm*
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Anonymous was bold enough to comment:

i don't get why the couple are jewish. would this joke work with any ethnic group? if so, why choose jews? this is mere curiousity, not a criticism - its a very funny joke.





Actually that's a good point - I've no idea either!

I tend to assume that jokes like this were originally told by Jewish people, and are poking fun at some aspect of their culture that I don't know about. But I could be wrong...
   

Amanshu*
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Fri 7th Jul '06 12:33PM
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I just did a quick search on google of "towel waving" and the first thing it comes up with is a non-jewish version of this joke, so I guess it was just that Demain heard it as a jewish couple...
   

Demian*
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Mon 10th Jul '06 5:15PM
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That's right, I heard it first in the form above. The above version was the first I found via Google, too. I believe it's to do with stereotypes about jewish reactions to the undermining of their masculinity / skillsets.

However, I have no real idea - that's just an assumption and for me it works just as well for any ethnic group... so why not jews?
  

Malcolm*
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Fri 17th Nov '06 12:06PM
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Just to bring this thread back to its original purpose - this is what I saw when I logged on a few minutes ago:



See that? Eight of us logged on at once, plus 6 guests. 101 users and nearly 20,000 posts.

I just thought I'd say, this place is really impressive!
   

General*
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Fri 17th Nov '06 12:08PM
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ROCK!

That's very cool.

This place is really humming now
    

Amanshu*
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Fri 17th Nov '06 12:41PM
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I kind of feel slightly sorry for the people who'll log on tonight only to find they missed the party...
   

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Fri 17th Nov '06 12:53PM
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Get in!
    

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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:
Just to bring this thread back to its original purpose - this is what I saw when I logged on a few minutes ago:








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