|Thu 6th Jul '06 3:42PM
|7th Apr '03
| Toot Toot! And indeep, Parp!
Bloke walks into the supermarket with a trout under his arm and asks a shop assistant if they sell fish cakes.
'Sure we do' says the assistant.
'Great' says the bloke, 'It's his birthday'.
Nothing to do with cake but this tickled me yesterday:
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much
in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are
making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the
wife fantasize and this should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and
she is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi."Okay," says the rabbi, "let's try it
reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the
towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work
with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"See, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"