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Clara
Even red onions have a silver lining
Fri 17th Nov '06 4:33PM
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General was bold enough to comment:


Clara was bold enough to comment:

Thank your lucky stars you are able to widen your eyes! I have been blind since 1.38pm and not one person has come to my rescue.




[Comes to Claras rescue with the eyelid crud removing power of cillit BANG!]

"BANG AND THE EYELID CRUD IS GONE!!!"



My hero! I can see again! Good grief - the carnage... I don't think it was a good idea to try and serve the mango cocktail in party blowers. Seepage - ick! That carpet'll need more than Cillit Bang.
 

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Fri 17th Nov '06 4:52PM
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What? Did someone call me? I was just resting my eyes. Anyone for a quick trip to the off licence? I fancy trying a mixture of gin, lager, and aftershock.
   

Mildred
Daddy-licious
Fri 17th Nov '06 5:26PM
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I'll come with you Kelly, it's getting a bit hot in this here polar bear costume and I could do with some fresh air
 

Gertrude
Landy Dirtlady
Fri 17th Nov '06 5:29PM
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Mwahahaha! I have arrived late, sober, and bearing a camera! Someone get me some gin!
 

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Fri 17th Nov '06 5:53PM
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Hey! Who's up for a drinking game?
   

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Fri 17th Nov '06 6:00PM
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7th Apr '03
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
    

Feign
It's your time you're wasting!
Fri 17th Nov '06 6:13PM
288 Posts
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24th Dec '04
Is that the one where whoever drinks their beer the quickest wins? I'm in!
 

Gertrude
Landy Dirtlady
Fri 17th Nov '06 7:05PM
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Ooh, me too, I'm playing catch up!
 

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Mon 20th Nov '06 10:02AM
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I hazily come around, finding myself lying in a pool of (what I hope is) my own vomit. Somehow, I appear to have passed out in the garden. And it looks like it's starting to rain.

Does anyone know where my glasses are?
   

Allen Key
Stagnating, like a packet of crisps on the roof.
Mon 20th Nov '06 10:06AM
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You're wearing them.

Borrow some of Clara's cillit bang.
 

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Mon 20th Nov '06 10:13AM
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Amanshu was bold enough to comment:

I hazily come around, finding myself lying in a pool of (what I hope is) my own vomit.



Yeah that's what it is.

[Walks off whistling nonchelantly]
    

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Mon 20th Nov '06 11:21AM
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Oh! What was that? My head hurts. Now, where did I put that gin?
   

Gertrude
Landy Dirtlady
Mon 20th Nov '06 12:07PM
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I think you hid it from the rest of us. You cunningly wrapped it in socks and put it with the cabbages.
 

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Mon 20th Nov '06 12:09PM
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Woohoo! Socky cabbage gin! Who wants to help me get the party going again?
   

Feign
It's your time you're wasting!
Mon 20th Nov '06 12:15PM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:
Woohoo! Socky cabbage gin! Who wants to help me get the party going again?



The party stopped? Is that why that old couple seemed so resistant to doing a conga line?
 

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Mon 20th Nov '06 12:16PM
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Feign was bold enough to comment:


Kelly was bold enough to comment:
Woohoo! Socky cabbage gin! Who wants to help me get the party going again?



The party stopped? Is that why that old couple seemed so resistant to doing a conga line?



What, yer mam and dad? Feign's dancing with his mam and dad, everyone! Look!
   

Feign
It's your time you're wasting!
Mon 20th Nov '06 12:20PM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:

What, yer mam and dad? Feign's dancing with his mam and dad, everyone! Look!



My mam and dad rock, you only wish you could pull such hip moves as these.
 

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