|Fri 2nd Feb '07 8:25PM
|7th Apr '03
| For the record, here are your star signs according to the traits you selected:
Ginger Fury: Libra
Well at least we've got a good mix of personality types!
(Imagine the following in a Geordie accent for added realism)
Day 1 in The TDDO Big Brother House!
I decided General needed a pimp suit. Amanshu talks to the hand whilst the others pose for the assembled paparazzi.
8am and the family is dropped off outside the house. Diziet and Jog get off to a friendly start while General explains to Ginger Fury about his flying crystal ball...
GJ is obviously unimpressed, however, despite the natty suit.
Amanshu decides to skip the introductions and goes straight for the hug, much to Diziet's consternation.
Around 10am, General and GF decide to head indoors and check out the house...
whilst Amanshu tries it on with Jog...
with more success this time.
Ginger Fury immediately sets about improving her logic skills with the telescope...
... while General relaxes inside.
Meanwhile, Diziet squares the love triangle outside by trying it on with Amanshu! And all this before breakfast!
Amanshu and Jog giggle at GF's new hobby...
So Ginge decides to stop being geeky and go for a swim.
She hurls herself skywards with all the carefree grace of a smashed daddy-long-legs...
... and executes a textbook-perfect bellyflop!
By 12.30 GF is watching Diziet on the swing, whilst General continues to read his paper. Suddenly...
But things are getting far too heated to pay them any attention! GF and Diziet discuss a kiss, whilst Amanshu squares up to punch Jog for rejecting another hug! It's at this point Channel 4 would cut to birdsong, but fortunately we spare you none of the juicy details
..however, Amanshu bottles it and Jog walks away in disgust. Darren the neighbour frantically considers his options in case of an incoming hug.
Diziet tells Ginger Fury about a most incredible cloud!
General continues to entertain himself indoors.
Before preparing what looks like the loneliest lunch ever consumed
Fortunately Diziet succumbs to hunger and joins him at the table. General entertains Diziet with a spot of cup-juggling...
then decides to get the party rolling with the thoughtfully-provided cocktail bar.
Jog finally makes it indoors by 4.20pm...
...and makes herself some lunch while Diziet and General get down to some serious boogyin'.
Jog decides to get a barbecue going.
Diziet relaxes in the tub.
Jog serves up hot-dogs for everyone as the sun starts to set.
General wants to use the toilet but Diziet is in the tub!
...so Diziet gets shooed and leaves in a huff...
...though General doesn't seem to mind using the toilet when Ginger Fury is about!
GJ also seems fascinated by the process.
A few minutes later, Jog is having trouble holding on...
8.30pm: Dance Party!
Hygeine levels are dropping and people are starting to leave trails of green ming in their wake...
...so General decides to scrub himself down in the sink, oblivious to the hot tub 3 feet behind him. At least, I think that's what he's doing...
Diziet is horrified by Amanshu's piano playing.
At 10pm, General goes to the Diary Room to complain to Big Brother about the living standards. However, since Big Brother turns out to be a large bronze apple, his complaints go unheard.
Diziet wanted to go to sleep on the settee, but Amanshu's unearthly plonkings are keeping him awake.
Turned out General had other uses in mind for the Diary Room!
Despite Amanshu having reached Creativity level 3 at the piano and doing a reasonable rendition of 'Rhondo Alla Turk', he is now driving the rest of the household crazy too.
And there, at midnight, we must leave our intrepid contestants for the night. They've been remarkably well-behaved so far, although tempers are obviously starting to deteriorate along with standards of hygeine. So far, nobody has even attempted to use a bed to sleep on, I wonder if that has something to do with the lack of doors in the bedroom. Also, I had no idea when I built the place that people would be so reluctant to use a hot tub to bathe in. Ah well, I made their beds and now they have to eat it too!
Tune in tomorrow for another instalment, although I won't be chronicling so many little details as today, possibly due to the fact this post has taken me 4 hours to put together! From here on in it's amusing / important events only!