Home Search First Look Rules Help TheDaddy.org BlogLogin/Register
By bye hackers
It's time for Big Brother - TDDO Style! - 31 to 54
Return To Best of TheDaddy.org 2 of 2 - <<First  1, 2 You cannot post to the Archive!

Diziet
optical moose
Sun 4th Feb '07 11:22AM
2522 Posts
Diziet's Avatar
Member Since
20th Jul '05
by odins beard this is gripping stuff!

let them suffer the ming!

Ginger fury
i sing chaka khan songs while wearing my white stilettos
Sun 4th Feb '07 11:37AM
278 Posts
Ginger fury's Avatar
Member Since
5th Jul '06
this is brill Demain, but I seem to have an aversion to wearing cloths

give them all a shower I say before we have to get the fumergaters in and whats all this with the ladies and the loo watching lol

Diziet
optical moose
Sun 4th Feb '07 11:49AM
2522 Posts
Diziet's Avatar
Member Since
20th Jul '05


Ginger fury was bold enough to comment:
this is brill Demain, but I seem to have an aversion to wearing cloths



hmmm....




whats all this with the ladies and the loo watching lol



perv!


Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Sun 4th Feb '07 4:37PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Well that's 2 votes each, so I shall enlist Swoop to cast the final vote. And Swoop he say: Put em in!

Day 2 part 2 to follow shortly.
  

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Sun 4th Feb '07 5:34PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
So with the shower in place, Diziet immediately runs over to..


stare at it and think about Jog


At 2.20pm, Jog goes to bed, exhausted from he sleepless night on the sofa.


Kitchen surfaces are starting to become encrusted with skeg. GF still refuses to wear any proper clothes.


I'm not sure what's going on here but it has something to do with that astonishing cloud again.


5pm: General passes out in the armchair whilst Amanshu watches the exciting event.


At 6.30 Amanshu gets the party going. General wakes up to observe the booty being shaken.


GF embarks on her own piano-playing career. Amanshu tries to drown himself in his cornflakes.


Party Hard!


Ginger Fury's piano playing is proving about as popular as Amanshu's.


By 9.30 the noise drives Jog out of bed again.


Diziet reenacts scenes from The Matrix for Amanshu.


Despite the squalid surfaces, General becomes the first contestant to develop any talent for cookery.


Everyone is astounded and fascinated by the concept of 'soup'.


And there, at midnight, we leave our contestants for another day, with General playing patty-cake with Diziet whilst Amanshu gazes wistfully at Jog. GF continues to practice at the piano, in fact her skills have now overtaken Amanshu's!

Stay tuned for Day 3 tomorrow!
  

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Mon 5th Feb '07 9:18AM
2708 Posts
Amanshu's Avatar
Member Since
25th Aug '04


Demian was bold enough to comment:
GF continues to practice at the piano, in fact her skills have now overtaken Amanshu's!



Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
   

Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Mon 5th Feb '07 11:58AM
4597 Posts
Spanners's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Hehe this is marvellous
You ladies are rather far from modest, there's a lot of pixel-based lady-ass going on
    

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Mon 5th Feb '07 4:00PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
BB TDDO will continue tomorrow, having a day off due to unexpected guestage and finding a new image host so we don't burn out our bandwidth
  

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Tue 6th Feb '07 6:16PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Oooh and things are definitely heating up in today's episode!


Looks like Ginger Fury has finally reached an acceptable piano skill.


Amanshu tries to sleep on the sofa, despite all the empty beds.


I think Diziet just told the world's most disgusting joke to Jog.


Awww... how sweet - Diziet makes a cup of coffee for the sleeping GF...


but she doesn't wake up, so Diz tries to give it to Jog... rejection and jealousy ensue!


...so he gives it back to GF after all


The state of the bathroom is freaking Diz out...


while GF dreams about him.


Meanwhile Jog boogies the night away.


General joins in the fun!


Walk like an Egyptian... in custody


Everyone's favourite spectator sport again.


Still no luck with the ladies, Diziet discusses the possibilities of manly love with Amanshu.


"Don't you remember what happened to Oscar Wilde?!"


The pyjama-clad pair abandon the idea. General's not impressed with GF's perfume.


Jealous of Diziet's success with Amanshu, general contemplates a sneaky murdering.


GF proposes a spot of lesboid action but Jog is not happy about the idea.


Diziet barbecues everyone up some dogs


It's not so much a love-triangle going on here as a love pentacle.


Meanwhile, Amanshu squares up to General....


And that looks to me like as good a cliffhanger as any, so we'll leave it there for today. Tune in tomorrow for the next instalment!
  

Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Tue 6th Feb '07 8:39PM
4597 Posts
Spanners's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Yeah! I think we're on the cusp of our first TDDOBB romance.
I'm giving evens on Diz and GF with General and Jog at 5:2. Place your bets ladies and gentlemen!

And I love that they are all living on hot dogs and soup
    

Ginger fury
i sing chaka khan songs while wearing my white stilettos
Tue 6th Feb '07 10:41PM
278 Posts
Ginger fury's Avatar
Member Since
5th Jul '06
Erm that depends if I'm fully aware of the tea being offered to others! Huhumm Diz

I have to say though this is so funny and I always wanted to play the piano

Amanshu*
Giggity Giggity goo
Wed 7th Feb '07 9:41AM
2708 Posts
Amanshu's Avatar
Member Since
25th Aug '04
What, no odds on me and Diziet? I'm hurt...
   

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Wed 7th Feb '07 5:38PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Here we go again!


Fortunately Amanshu and General don't come to blows yet.


GF and Amanshu giggle at General's pinball skillz.


GF gets in the shower... Jog gets up to watch.


Then everyone else goes to bed so Jog hits the cocktail bar.


Diziet and General start the next morning off with a friendly game of darts.


General tickles GF while Jog and Diziet discuss the merits of the clock card system.


General tries a dirty joke but Jog isn't laughing.


The pedal bin is starting to reek...


...so instead of emptying it the housemates switch to using the bedroom bin!


General tries to figure out how to use the microwave.


Jog is in need of a shower but it's too grotty to use!


I don't think Diziet's mastered the microwave yet either.


Diziet gets into bed with General, but his mind is elsewhere...


General propositions Diziet, Diziet looks less than enthusiastic.


Jog finds the idea hilarious, however.


General gets out of bed to mingle... and Diziet bursts into tears! That's what you get for playing hard to get!


Tune in tomorrow folks!
  

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Thu 8th Feb '07 5:00PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
No episode today I'm afraid folks, as I have to go out and find a laundrette instead. Damn you, washing machine
  

Ginger fury
i sing chaka khan songs while wearing my white stilettos
Thu 8th Feb '07 6:06PM
278 Posts
Ginger fury's Avatar
Member Since
5th Jul '06
Blast that darn washing machine i tell you!!

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Fri 9th Feb '07 5:36PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Another day, another exciting update! I think after today they're going to be on alternate days, though, to keep me from getting sick of putting updates together too soon!


Jog and Amanshu attempt to simultaneously shoo each other out of the bathroom...


but Amanshu starts crying so Jog relents!


Jog tries to go to bed but General immediately wakes her up with a dirty joke...


with predictable results!


Ginger Fury naps in the armchair while Diziet makes himself useful.


Amanshu dreams of Diz


Finally the sink gets cleaned!


Diziet becomes an unstoppable cleaning machine and cleans the entire bathroom, before relaxing in the tub to survey his work.


Meanwhile GF climbs into bed with a sleeping Amanshu!


...and between them that night, they dream of shopping trolleys, football, kitchen scales, and red X's. Shoulda used photobucket


Of course, the bathroom was only cleaned, not repaired.. so it immediately floods again when General gets up.


This symbol means Jog has just acheived one of her ambitions by eating a bowl of soup for breakfast! You go girl!


There's black smoke and sparks coming from the dishwasher!


So Jog resorts to using the bathroom sink for washing up. This isn't going to help the bathroom queues!


Amanshu wakes up and is delighted to discover GF in bed with him!

And on that ridiculous cliffhanger, we'll pause until the next installment on Sunday!
  

Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Sat 10th Feb '07 11:57AM
4597 Posts
Spanners's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03


Demian was bold enough to comment:

Amanshu wakes up and is delighted to discover GF in bed with him!


Cashback!


Does the poster in the background here show General's previous incarnation as Rock God? I'd recognise that affro anywhere!
    

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Sun 11th Feb '07 6:24PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Aaaaand another day in the life of the Theddo household!


Ginger Fury wakes up and joins in the celebratory boogie!


In fact, GF and Amanshu are now best friends! Tha't what the little symbol down there means.


Meanwhile General and Jog strut their stuff by the pinball machines...


...and Diziet does Freddy Mercury impressions in the bedroom! Note also this other unusual poster.


Amanshu's cereal-eating technique makes General cry...


so he gets revenge by mocking Amanshu's lack of windows!


It's taken six days but finally Diziet takes out the rubbish!


More General-staring. at least this time he's not on the toilet.


Oh no! Looks like you might be in for a visit from the bailiffs unless someone pays the bills!


Diziet's cleaning capaign continues.


Amanshu grills up hot-dogs. Amazing there's been no fires so far, but you all seem to have picked up a couple of point sof cookery skills by now.


Jog decides to take up her own piano-playing career...


much wailing and gnashing of teeth ensues!

OK folks, I need your input on how to bring this to a close over the next week or two. Unfortunately you seem to have all the life skills between you to live a reasonably happy life in the BB house. There's been no fighting and no romance as of yet

Well, I could make things more difficult by:

- removing some or all of the beds
- locking the bathroom
- removing the fridge
- introducing a new housemate with zero charm
- partitioning the house in half somehow
- any other ideas people have

What do you guys think? It could continue indefinitely in this fashion, with people spending most of the day mopping the water off the bathroom floor, dancing and eating cereal, but I think we need to spice up the action a little somehow
  

Jog_Eerie
All this thinking has gone to our heads
Sun 11th Feb '07 8:19PM
366 Posts
Jog_Eerie's Avatar
Member Since
15th Apr '03
It sounds like it's time to ship Jade Goody in!

...although I guess from a laydees perspective I'd prefer a guy with maximum looks and charm
 

Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Sun 11th Feb '07 9:29PM
4597 Posts
Spanners's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Hmmm, I like the locking the bathroom idea. Or forcing the women to wear clothes, I bet that would really piss them off!
Can you introduce some sort of crazy pet? Like a pregnant tarantula or a hippo
    

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Sun 11th Feb '07 9:48PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03


Jog_Eerie was bold enough to comment:

...although I guess from a laydees perspective I'd prefer a guy with maximum looks and charm




So... Michael Winner then?

Spanners: There's a pets expansion but I don't have it... We could adopt them a baby I suppose
  

Ginger fury
i sing chaka khan songs while wearing my white stilettos
Sun 11th Feb '07 9:49PM
278 Posts
Ginger fury's Avatar
Member Since
5th Jul '06
oh Oh can we have a hipo then?

baring that, I think taking away some of the beds could cause contention. Bringing someone else in that we all could hate or love would also be good

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Tue 13th Feb '07 5:05PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
OK, I've decided to implement suggestions one, two and three on consecutive episodes Taking the bathroom out first, at least they can survive without hygeine! Watch this space..
  

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Tue 13th Feb '07 6:07PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03

The slight redesign on the house! GF immediately goes to complain to Big Brother, only to remember it's a big apple.


Diziet and Amanshu's antics are making it difficult for General to sleep.


I suddenly realised you lot would have to pee somewhere, so...


Duet for Piano and Pinball


General seems totally unfazed by the new bathroom.


Suddenly Amanshu discovers flies nesting in his armpits!


Ginger Fury quickly notices too...


...so he tries a dip in the swimming pool to fix the problem, seemingly without luck.


But Jog looks impressed by his Speedos!


GF looks absolutely mortified at the state of General's 'pits.


And I don't think she's as keen on the new luxury outhouse!


During a discussion on trigonometry Jog and Diziet become best friends!


General cops a quick feel while they're distracted!


What a wonderful day for ridiculous poses!


Finally, General decides to sleep under the stars.

Tune in next time for the increasingly bizarre non-adventures of... you lot!
  

Bookmark With: Post to DiggDigg   Post to DeliciousDelicious   Post to RedditReddit   Post to FacebookFacebook   Post to StumbleuponStumbleupon
Return To Best of TheDaddy.org 2 of 2 - <<First  1, 2 You cannot post to the Archive!

Time Zone is Greenwich Mean Time You are Visible
Html Tags are On Smileys are On
Anonymous Posting is Not AllowedAmanshu is The Daddy