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Diziet
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Wed 2nd May '07 1:40PM
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:

There's no "we" in "vampire". (But there is an I.)




a highly suspect statement, mr malcolm.

show us yer teeth!

Kelly*
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Wed 2nd May '07 2:25PM
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:

No, never fear - a vampire would never have such selfless motivations as this. There's no "we" in "vampire". (But there is an I. And, oddly, an MP).




There's also plenty of laughter in slaughter, so it won't matter that much if we're wrong.
   

Diziet
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:

There's also plenty of laughter in slaughter, so it won't matter that much if we're wrong.



a very vampy statement if i ever heard one. feeling the bloodlust are we?

Demian*
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:

a one-way ticket along Mahogany Highway.




This is the best euphamism of the thread so far


This is great, the paranoia is even getting to me and I know full well who's lying and who isn't

Swoop, ready to pick your second victim then?
  

Diziet
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demian was suspect enough to comment:

This is great, the paranoia is even getting to me and I know full well who's lying and who isn't




paranoia eh? got something to hide have we Giles? if that IS your name!

Demian*
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Wed 2nd May '07 6:03PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:

paranoia eh? got something to hide have we Giles? if that IS your name!




You take that back right this instant, young man!
  

Diziet
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Demian was bold enough to comment:


Diziet was bold enough to comment:

paranoia eh? got something to hide have we Giles? if that IS your name!




You take that back right this instant, young man!



aww gee, theres no need to get all, like, british on me. already.

Swoop*
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Wed 2nd May '07 7:31PM
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A tough choice indeed. There's been some good accusing there, very squabbling scoobesque.

So, who shall it be. Spanners, with his cunning double triple bluff?

No.

Mrsham, whose veins run with garlic? A garlic immune vampire would be a fearsome thing indeed, perhaps you should be staked before you give rise to a new breed of supervamps? That would be like an undead version of supertramp, and a vampiric version of prog rock classic The Logical Song the world can well do without.

But no. After all, Supertramp were originally called Daddy.

So, who does that leave? Well, I notice that someone was quite keen to prduce evidence of their innocence. Someone procuring pictures of garlic, which were strangely enough in a BOWL! Not brave enough to wear a garlic hat eh Kelly? Had to get someone to plop the garlic in a bowl eh? A bowl decorated in protective runes! Runes of onion servitude! Eh? EH?

That's enough evidence for me! Where's Mrs Pointy? (Hey, I'm a male slayer) Prepare to meet your maker...





























SPANNERS!

Yes that's right! Double triple LIES I say! Filthy lies of the undead demon spawn that you are!



A vamp in disguise if ever I saw one. Daywalker! Oops, wrong mythos.
 

Demian*
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Wed 2nd May '07 7:42PM
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Woah! I'd heard rumors of the beardless Spanners but this is the first time I've laid eyes on the evidence

*Swoop and Spanners step up to the oche*

Spanners McFly, you are the weakest link! Goodbye! *saucy wink*

*the audience waits with sauteed breath (like bated, but with onions)*

*Splot*

*Thunk*

Ah. Oh dear. Well folks, it seems Spanner's triple-quadruple bluff has taken you all in. He was one of you


Agentgonzo
Amanshu - STAKED, HUMAN!
Clara
Diziet
Emo Squid
Kelly
Malcolm
Mrsham
Spanners - STAKED, HUMAN!
Swoop - SLAYER

NIGHT TIME!

Vamp/vamps - PM me with your next choice of victim! Even if there is more than one vampire at large, you only get one bite per night.
  

Swoop*
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Wed 2nd May '07 7:55PM
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Umm err sorry Mr S. I'll make sure you get a lovely funeral, just next to that nice Mr 'Shu...
 

Diziet
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Swoop was bold enough to comment:
Umm err sorry Mr S. I'll make sure you get a lovely funeral, just next to that nice Mr 'Shu...



maybe serving bar at The Bronze is affecting your judgement...


give it up - the owner is only interested in looking at your ass and all the bands that play are riddled with teenage angst.

Swoop*
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Wed 2nd May '07 10:43PM
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Hey Mister, I don't see your face up there in that picture! Maybe YOU'RE the vampire! Maybe I oughta slay you right now!
 

Demian*
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:

maybe serving bar at The Bronze is affecting your judgement...




Thank you for my new desktop wallpaper
  

Spanners*
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Wed 2nd May '07 10:49PM
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Gah! (wooo-ooooo, rattle rattle)
    

Mrsham
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Thu 3rd May '07 6:56AM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
maybe serving bar at The Bronze is affecting your judgement...



I know I'm supposed to be asleep (both in game and in real life) but, Diziet .... ... I have no words. Swoop you want to be careful with that ciggy, you're nearly taking Willow's eye out there.
 

Emo Squid
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Thu 3rd May '07 9:11AM
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Sorry Spanners. I feel bad now - maybe it is Kelly after all.
Does this mean there are now 3 vamps? Eek!

Kelly*
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Now I don't know about the rest of you, but I received a private message this morning that certainly seems to i ndicate someone is a bit over-enthusiastic to make us all assume their innocence by taking too much of a leading role in the hunt for vamps for any of us to suspect them. And is trying to gather information about our pop lady preferences, presumably in order to better plan for our downfall.

Diziet! You're the vamp! Come on Swoop, get out your stake and make TDDO a safer place for all of us.
   

Diziet
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don't listen to kelly. she knows too much about the sugababes - she must be evil!

Emo Squid
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:

Diziet! You're the vamp! Come on Swoop, get out your stake and make TDDO a safer place for all of us.



So quick to accuse! I have suspected you all along, Kelly. However, i see your logic. There appears to be a lot of bluffing going on.
Gah! This is getting difficult. However, i see it is still night. So the vamp(s) have yet to make their move!

Agentgonzo
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Thu 3rd May '07 10:12AM
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I too received one of those (not too anonymous) PMs from Diz, implicating that some of us may be vamps. Good detective work there... send it to half the players in the game and the chances are that you're going to be right about one of them! Still, very suspicious behaviour if you ask me.

However, no-one seems to have heard from Clara in a while... is she trying to lie low in the hope that we forget that she's there whilst she sneaks around in the night biting people? That's more suspicious if you ask me.
  

Clara
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Thu 3rd May '07 10:42AM
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Hello! I've been busy working. And I'm a librarian. We know whose side they are on.

I've had a PM from Diziet too - made me rather suspicious.
 

Diziet
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everyone was bold enough to mention my PM:




i had a cunning system all worked out last night

i still say its kelly. stake her!!!

Emo Squid
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Thu 3rd May '07 12:36PM
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I have a theory. It is is still night time, meaning that the vamp(s) is/are still at large. We have seen nothing of Malc thus far today. Therefore, I believe Malc to be one of - if not THE vampire(s).

Swoop, you know what to do!

S T A K E H I M ! ! !

Kelly*
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Thu 3rd May '07 12:48PM
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Ah. Much as I hate to spring to the defense of anyone but myself, Malcolm is unfortunately locked in a secure building with a returning officer and a hotline to the police until ten tonight, from 6:30 this morning, and therefore unable to defend himself.

Which actually is quite suspicious behaviour since he's avoiding sunlight all day, in fact. Stake him! And Diziet!
   

Amanshu*
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Thu 3rd May '07 12:56PM
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Come on people it's the middle of the night. I mean don't you guys ever sleep?

Seriously, it's noisy enough to wake the dead in here, and I should know...
   

Agentgonzo
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Thu 3rd May '07 12:57PM
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Stake him! And Diziet!


Take two stakes into the shower...

What exactly is Malcolm doing in this place (that sounds very much like a jail cell)?
  

Diziet
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Thu 3rd May '07 12:58PM
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Amanshu was bold enough to comment:

Seriously, it's noisy enough to wake the dead in here, and I should know...



amanshu has risen from the grave!! stake him again swoop!!

Agentgonzo
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Thu 3rd May '07 1:10PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
amanshu has risen from the grave!! stake him again swoop!!


When did Zombies enter into this game?!? Kill him, get the ginger zombie!!! Stake him through the groin (just for kicks) and then KILL HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
  

Diziet
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Thu 3rd May '07 1:14PM
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Agentgonzo was bold enough to comment:


Diziet was bold enough to comment:
amanshu has risen from the grave!! stake him again swoop!!


When did Zombies enter into this game?!? Kill him, get the ginger zombie!!! Stake him through the groin (just for kicks) and then KILL HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!



zombies rule! everyone grab food and head upstairs. i'll chop down the staircase. shoot him in the head....IN THE HEAD!!!!

Mrsham
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z z z z z z
*dreams about Willow*
z z z z z z
 

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