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Demian*
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nobody.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.


My dog's got no nose!
How does it smell?
It doesn't.
  

Malcolm*
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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup."
"There is no fly and no soup."

actually, that's getting a bit Matrix...
   

Diziet
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what did the narrator say to tyler durden?

"i am jack's sense of self-disgust."

Mrsham
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Did I tell you the one about the English man, the Irish man and the Scotsman?
[Nihilist shoots joke-teller]
 

Malcolm*
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A man walked into a bar. It was pointless.
   

Emo Squid
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Amanshu*
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Once upon a time, a long time ago.

What? You think that's funny?
   

Mrsham
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing%2C_Arizona
 

Demian*
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing%2C_Arizona



Nothing is a small unincorporated settlement in far eastern Mohave County, Arizona, United States with four inhabitants.[1] The locals tell travelers it "got named by a bunch of drunks."[2]

...

The entire population runs a gas stop and garage. The gas station has a flat bed truck selling rocks and minerals found nearby as local souvenirs. Behind the gas station, down the embankment, is a small scrap heap.

There is an Airstream caravan that may interest visitors. The gas station also has a cage of live canaries that are quite talkative, as well as other comedic artifacts.

Some suggest that Nothing be demolished and incorporated into another town. However, this has earned little support as the town is highly popular.


What a fantastic place!
  

Dregan
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

Some suggest that Nothing be demolished and incorporated into another town. However, this has earned little support as the town is highly popular.



[citation needed]
    

Mrsham
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What happens if you remove Garfield from Garfield cartoons?

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

 

Amanshu*
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:
What happens if you remove Garfield from Garfield cartoons?




Some of those are really creepy...
   

Spanners*
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What's red and not there?
[[No tomatoes]]
    

Dregan
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:
What happens if you remove Garfield from Garfield cartoons?

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/





In a similar and yet almost completely different vein: http://youtube.com/user/lasagnacat
    

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