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Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Sat 6th Dec '03 11:39AM
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7th Apr '03
Electric Hen Warriors
Pause the game and press U,D,L,R,R,B,U,B,B to activate giant buttock mode

ClogDance 2004
Invoke Moonwalk for aerial shoe attack.

Sim Yellow
Avoid strong light and wash using coloursafe detergents to preserve hue

Colostomy Catastrophe
Hold down B and hit Pause 12 times to open the cheat menu. From there:
ABAB: Fecal hose attack
BBAA: Clear all blockages
AABB: Spinning Shower attack
BBAB: Hair turns ginger.

Revenge of Florence Nightingale
Use the lamp to batter Marie Curie around the head and body for a bonus of 23,000 points.

And finally, my walkthrough for the Hentai Classic ?Hari-Kiri Highschool Holiday?

Resign your job at the Military Harpoon dump as soon as you become 16 and take a job as a jelly-wrestler.
Increase bulimia rating by vomiting wherever possible.
In conversation with the Diseased Farmhand, choose the following options: ?Yes?, ?Cocks?, ?Hairy?, ?No?, ?Your place?, ?I am being wet for your love?. Watch the cut-scene.
Don?t drink the yellow snow.
Sell your pancreas for 14,500 yen and spend the money on labial enlargement and facial hair removal.
Go to Yakamuri?s House of Illicit Serpents to learn the Concealed Eel Attack.
Don?t kiss the fourth Prince at Chloroform Castle - he?s really a lesbian in Prince form.
Sort your bikini line out and learn to fucking cook.

Final Battle:
Do not take on the final boss until you have collected: Spare jelly, electric cattle prod, big hair and spandex leotard. Use your Supersonic Giggle Attack to keep him at bay and when his back is turned, insert the cattle prod and take cover under your Umbrella of the Golden Whore.
  

Swoop*
CHIMPO
Tue 9th Dec '03 7:05PM
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9th Apr '03
In Hamster Haven Hammock Havoc, pressing the H key at any time will open up the Wondrous World Of Wobbly Wildebeast levels, but don't forget that the Serendipitous Flippity Floppity Bee won't stop counting those heathens while you're in the secret levels, and if she gets to the end of the Heathen Human Snack Stack, that's it, your paws revert to whiskey.
 

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Tue 8th Jan '08 4:57PM
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3rd Jun '03
KAPOW!

After a world-record-beating absence of THREE YEARS, ONE MONTH AND THIRTY DAYS, this thread returns!

Grand Theft Auto: Corby Nights (Wii edition)
Once you enter the city centre, turn a hard left at the JobCentrePlus then throw the Wii remote forcibly at the television screen.

Dan McFridge's Ultimate Turbo Tiddly Winks
At the WinkSelect screen, hold down the X and Y buttons for 13 hours to induce feelings of lethargy, thirst and futility.

Singstar: Seventies Swedish Singing Sensations edition
At the Welcome screen, press A, B, B, A to progress any further at all.
   

Emo Squid
sanctus, sanctus, sanctus
Wed 9th Jan '08 11:53AM
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23rd Feb '07
Sex Toy Showdown (wii):

Enter you name as 'personal lubricant' for unlimited ammo.

Diziet
optical moose
Wed 9th Jan '08 12:08PM
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:


Grand Theft Auto: Corby Nights (Wii edition)
Once you enter the city centre, turn a hard left at the JobCentrePlus then throw the Wii remote forcibly at the television screen.





enter the public toilet next to the Wetherspoons pub and flush the chain to unlock a secret video of a belligerent drunk scotsman tearing off his own nipples.


Vomit Tycoon 4

enter the code 'hurl-u-bowk' to unlock diced carrots and some kind of clear liquid containing lumps of burnt toast.

Dregan
a flim flam is as good as a shim sham sam
Wed 9th Jan '08 3:09PM
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Demian was bold enough to comment:

Final Battle:
Do not take on the final boss until you have collected: Spare jelly, electric cattle prod, big hair and spandex leotard. Use your Supersonic Giggle Attack to keep him at bay and when his back is turned, insert the cattle prod and take cover under your Umbrella of the Golden Whore.



This actually sounds like the end of the original Discworld game, involving such delights as a bladder-onna-stick. I miss proper puzzle games..
    

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