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Demian*
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Fri 9th Nov '07 5:03PM
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Welcome back to Sunnydale!

For those who haven't played before, here are the rules:

At the start of the game, one of the residents of Sunnydale has been bitten by a foul, soul-sucking demon of the night, aka a vampire, and has thus become a a vampire themselves. Their goal is to spread vampirism throughout the population until the vampires outnumber the humans, whilst the humans, with the help of the Slayer and the Watcher, have to fight back as best they can.

The games proceeds in phases, day and night.

DAY

During the day, the population (scoobies) discuss with the Slayer and the Watcher, who should be staked at dusk, and who should be protected from being turned by the Watcher. The watcher must PM me his decision so that the vampires don't know for sure who is under his protection. The Slayer makes the final decision who to stake, and posts it in this thread. Once both of these things have happened, the day ends, the stakee is staked, and I announce the start of the night phase. Of course, during the day the vampires' job is to obfuscate and misdirect the rest of the scoobies into turning on one of their own.

NIGHT

During the night, the vampires discuss amongst themselves who to turn next. When they have decided, the primary (first) vampire PMs me his decision. If their victim isn't protected by the Watcher, I roll a die. On a 4-6 the victim is turned into a vampire! On a 1-3, they survive, and remain ignorant as to the attempt to turn them. If the vampires attempt to turn whoever is protected by the Watcher, they will find a random one of their number dusted on a roll of 4-6 instead! I will PM anyone if they have been turned into vampires, so that the rest of the scoobies remain ignorant as to who the new evildoer in their midst is. I will then announce the start of the new day.

The vampires win the game if more than 50% of the population become vampires. The only way for the scoobies to win is to eradicate the undead menace entirely!

And so, without further ado, the population of Sunnydale, in alphabetical order:

Agentgonzo
Amanshu
Diziet
Emo Squid - staked, Human!
Epicure_Mammon
Gertrude
Kelly
Magina
Malcolm - dusted, Vampire! Well done Mrsham!
Mrsham
Spanners
Swoop - dusted, final Vampire!

The randomly selected Slayer is...
Mrsham!

The randomly selected Watcher is...
Magina!

And the randomly selected vampire will now receive a PM from me informing him/her of their newfound undead status.

The game is a foot!
  

Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Fri 9th Nov '07 5:27PM
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We're all doomed.

EDIT: I hasten to add that my pessimism is founded solely on my confidence in my abilities as a Slayer!
 

Diziet
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Fri 9th Nov '07 5:35PM
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Bart is a vampire....kiiiiillllll hiiiimmmmm.....


LadyBird
But Jesus sez 'Oh hai! Iz just me. lol.'
Fri 9th Nov '07 6:22PM
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Can I be joint slayer with Mrsham? I didn't sign up because I'm not always well enough to use the computer but if I just help him slay sometimes that won't matter.

Completely randomly, I had a dream a few nights ago that I managed to convert an entire family of vampires to Catholicism using Lego. My head is an odd place to be.
 

Diziet
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Fri 9th Nov '07 6:51PM
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LadyBird was bold enough to comment:

Completely randomly, I had a dream a few nights ago that I managed to convert an entire family of vampires to Catholicism using Lego. My head is an odd place to be.



i wish they'd done that on Buffy. it would have been great, in a very strange way

i had a dream the other night that there were a selection of orangutans, chimpanzees and baboons in a paddock in my back garden. i must have dreamt that i was some sort of ape / chimp farmer.

i think the vampire is emo squid. i rang him just as it was getting dark this afternoon and he sounded tired, as though he had just risen........from the GRAAAAAAAAAAAVE!


Amanshu*
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Fri 9th Nov '07 8:05PM
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No, no, no, no, no.

Law of probabilities - last time it was Gonzo, so we'd never stake him this time around. It's the safest place to stake.

That or Kelly. Has anyone else noticed that she hasn't changed her avatar yet?
   

Demian*
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Fri 9th Nov '07 8:44PM
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LadyBird was bold enough to comment:
Can I be joint slayer with Mrsham? I didn't sign up because I'm not always well enough to use the computer but if I just help him slay sometimes that won't matter.




Of course, I'm sure Mrs Ham will be happy to lend you Mr. Pointy now and again
  

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Sat 10th Nov '07 5:49PM
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Oh, how exciting! I love this game.

Presumably we should just get the inevitable out of the way and stake Kelly straight away?
   

Spanners*
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Sat 10th Nov '07 5:54PM
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I had a dream last night that I was off adventuring again and loads of tiny flying rhinos were stabbing me with their little horns. Then I tried to escape inside but a real rhino was blocking the staircase. Then a car made of scaffolding fell off the roof.

But I digress, I think we all know that it's Kelly. We can't be wrong twice in a row...
    

Diziet
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Sat 10th Nov '07 5:56PM
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still no sign of emo squid though, eh?

thats because he's been in bed all day, waiting for nightfall so he can creep out of his lair and commit spiky toothed carnage.

Gertrude
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Sat 10th Nov '07 11:25PM
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Hmm. I think Amanshu has a shifty look about him. And is that... wait... is that BLOOD dripping from one of those fangs? Fangs! He has fangs! Stake him!
 

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Sun 11th Nov '07 4:41PM
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Stake me if you want. This life isn't worth it if all I get from my so-called friends is constant paranoia and violence. But you'll be sorry when you're eaten alive in your beds by the real vamps.

I'm off to sob for a while.
   

Agentgonzo
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Sun 11th Nov '07 5:17PM
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Kelly was bold enough to comment:


Stake me if you want. This life isn't worth it if all I get from my so-called friends is constant paranoia and violence. But you'll be sorry when you're eaten alive in your beds by the real vamps.

I'm off to sob for a while.



Spoken like a true vampire. Stake Kelly-the-Vampire-just-look-at-my-picture.
  

Kelly*
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Sun 11th Nov '07 5:44PM
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Agentgonzo was bold enough to comment:

Spoken like a true vampire. Stake Kelly-the-Vampire-just-look-at-my-picture.



Well, to be fair, spoken like a true-but-emotionally-unstable vampire.

Anyway, I'm back off to my sobbing.

   

Diziet
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Sun 11th Nov '07 7:43PM
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its emo i tell you.

grab a pointy thing and have at him.

Gertrude
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Sun 11th Nov '07 7:52PM
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Definitely Amanshu. Look at him! Could anyone look any more vampiric if they tried?
 

Mrsham
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Sun 11th Nov '07 10:33PM
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Gertrude was bold enough to comment:
Definitely Amanshu. Look at him! Could anyone look any more vampiric if they tried?



Yes.




edit: this is diziet. i forgot i'm an admin and pressed the wrong button. sorry Mrsham, i accidentally deleted your edited comments. yes, i am an idiot. in my defence its monday morning

EDIT2: Mr Pointy forgives you this time Diz All I said was I haven't made up my mind yet and as a caring and fair-minded vehicle of death I'll wait for everyone to chip in before making a decision.
 

Magina*
Mrs Spanners if you please.
Mon 12th Nov '07 9:13AM
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Kelly tried to bite me on Saturday night.
 

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Mon 12th Nov '07 10:28AM
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Magina was bold enough to comment:
Kelly tried to bite me on Saturday night.



Oh come on, who wouldn't try to bite her? I'm only human!
   

Diziet
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Mon 12th Nov '07 10:51AM
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:


Gertrude was bold enough to comment:
Definitely Amanshu. Look at him! Could anyone look any more vampiric if they tried?



Yes.




edit: this is diziet. i forgot i'm an admin and pressed the wrong button. sorry Mrsham, i accidentally deleted your edited comments. yes, i am an idiot. in my defence its monday morning




now i'm torn between emo and gertrude.

choices, choices...


sod it, stake kelly!


Agentgonzo
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Mon 12th Nov '07 10:55AM
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:


edit: this is diziet.



He looks different to how I remember him...
  

Gertrude
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Mon 12th Nov '07 11:09AM
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Agentgonzo was bold enough to comment:


Mrsham was bold enough to comment:


edit: this is diziet.



He looks different to how I remember him...



Diziet is a shapeshifter! Stake him!
 

Diziet
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Mon 12th Nov '07 11:22AM
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hey, its vampires we're after not werewolves.

so what if i can scratch behind my ear with my leg and lick my own...


....oh bloody hell, i've burnt my toast now!

Agentgonzo
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Mon 12th Nov '07 12:10PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
hey, its vampires we're after not werewolves.

so what if i can scratch behind my ear with my leg and lick my own...

....oh bloody hell, i've burnt my toast now!



He's a werewolf. Stake him!
  

Diziet
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Mon 12th Nov '07 1:17PM
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Agentgonzo was bold enough to comment:


Diziet was bold enough to comment:
hey, its vampires we're after not werewolves.

so what if i can scratch behind my ear with my leg and lick my own...

....oh bloody hell, i've burnt my toast now!



He's a werewolf. Stake him!



feel that on your arm 'Gonzo? thats where i've just bit you.

'Gonzo's a werewolf too now. stake him!!!!

(but not me)


Amanshu
Unregistered
Wannabe
Forummer
Mon 12th Nov '07 2:03PM
I'm the vampire. Stake me. Go on, I dare you.

Magina*
Mrs Spanners if you please.
Mon 12th Nov '07 3:32PM
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Ahem...

I would like to announce that I am open to bribes.
 

Amanshu
Unregistered
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Mon 12th Nov '07 3:55PM
i really am the vampire you know.

Gertrude
Landy Dirtlady
Mon 12th Nov '07 4:00PM
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amanshu was bold enough to comment:
i really am the vampire you know.



Ha! I was right all along.
 

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Mon 12th Nov '07 4:22PM
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amanshu was bold enough to comment:
i really am the vampire you know.



No, I am the vampire!


(oh, sorry, I was thinking of Spartacus...)
   

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