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Diziet
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Fri 16th Nov '07 2:37PM
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cold, so cold.....

...had a dream last night that Malcolm and Kelly were living here...




thats right, its a house of vampires! they're both evil!

kill them both!

Spanners*
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Fri 16th Nov '07 3:08PM
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Has anyone noticed that by Diziet's prolific posting and rampant allegations he's successfully diverted attention away from himself? I think he needs to feel Mrshams sharp end...
    

Diziet
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Fri 16th Nov '07 3:17PM
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:
Has anyone noticed that by Diziet's prolific posting and rampant allegations he's successfully diverted attention away from himself? I think he needs to feel Mrshams sharp end...



hey buddy, i'm just keen to wipe out the vampiric threat. your lack of random / bizarre / irrational assumptions is frankly worrying to me!

maybe its YOU who's the vamp! magina, use your Watcher skills to investigate Mr Spanners.

Magina*
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Fri 16th Nov '07 3:37PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
magina, use your Watcher skills to investigate Mr Spanners.



I investigate Mr Spanners on a daily basis.... he is a hard nut to crack...

ahem.
 

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Fri 16th Nov '07 3:38PM
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:
feel Mrshams sharp end...



*hehehehehehehehe*
 

Diziet
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Fri 16th Nov '07 3:52PM
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Magina was bold enough to comment:

I investigate Mr Spanners on a daily basis.... he is a hard nut to crack...

ahem.



good lord!

does anybody else want tea?

Spanners*
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Fri 16th Nov '07 3:59PM
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Magina was bold enough to comment:


Diziet was bold enough to comment:
magina, use your Watcher skills to investigate Mr Spanners.



I investigate Mr Spanners on a daily basis.... he is a hard nut to crack...

ahem.



Unfortunately, being a watcher this simply means she searches through eleventh century latin texts to find out how to vanquish me. It's a tough life
    

Malcolm*
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Fri 16th Nov '07 4:35PM
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:


Magina was bold enough to comment:
I investigate Mr Spanners on a daily basis.... he is a hard nut to crack...

ahem.



Unfortunately, being a watcher this simply means she searches through eleventh century latin texts to find out how to vanquish me. It's a tough life



Hey, make the most of it, mate. Having been married for 3 years now, I dream of anyone consulting eleventh century texts about me.
   

Mrsham
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Fri 16th Nov '07 7:45PM
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Look. I go away for a few hours, come back and it's a hotbed of innuendo and tea in here. Get with the programme Scoobies! Focus dammit! Chances are there are now multiple vamps in here and they're trying to SEDUCE YOU! Just because we're not on First Look anymore doesn't mean we're some kind of soft porn channel.

I NEED TO KNOW WHO WILL BE FEELING MY SHARP END TONIGHT

EDIT: I think that might have been a song by Chris Rea
 

Amanshu*
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Sat 17th Nov '07 1:50AM
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Sooooooo....

Having been away for apparently two days and two nights (man that was a well needed holiday) and having read this entire thread straight, I'd like to say:

The original vampire was Gertrude.
The second vampire was Diziet.

Kelly is only a vampire if she was turned last night.

I'm just saying. Feel free to stake me at this point. To be honest I'm amazed it hasn't happened yet.

P.S. Also as a pure Buffy note, I'd like to point out that Buffy and Giles did go head to head in series seven. I believe the episode was "lies my parents told me". Buffy basically shut Giles down with words. I'm just saying...
   

Agentgonzo
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Sun 18th Nov '07 6:01PM
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Amanshu was bold enough to comment:
The original vampire was Gertrude.
The second vampire was Diziet.

Kelly is only a vampire if she was turned last night.

I'm just saying. Feel free to stake me at this point. To be honest I'm amazed it hasn't happened yet.


One has to wonder where you got this now-found clairvoyance. It's also worth staking him - it could be a double bluff (or that he doesn't have internet access and time to play the game). For what it's worth, my money's still on Malcolm.


Amanshu was bold enough to comment:
P.S. Also as a pure Buffy note, I'd like to point out that Buffy and Giles did go head to head in series seven. I believe the episode was "lies my parents told me". Buffy basically shut Giles down with words. I'm just saying...


You should get out more.
  

Gertrude
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:
Has anyone noticed that by Diziet's prolific posting and rampant allegations he's successfully diverted attention away from himself? I think he needs to feel Mrshams sharp end...



I am in total and utter agreement. Stake Diziet now!
 

Mrsham
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Mon 19th Nov '07 2:04PM
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So we've got:

Malcolm - Agentgonzo
Agentgonzo - Malcolm
Amanshu - Gertrude
Diziet - Nearly everyone, but most recently Malcolm and Kelly combo as firm accusations, giving them half a vote each
Gertrude - Diziet
Kelly - ?? So i stick with her earlier accusation of Malcolm
Swoop - ?? So I stick with his earlier accusation of Kelly
Spanners - Diziet
Epicure - MIA

This put Malcolm at the top by half a vote, which is nice, because I want another go at him anyway

You're up again Malcolm!
 

Magina*
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Mon 19th Nov '07 2:13PM
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EVIL!!! DIE DIE!!!

 

Mrsham
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Mon 19th Nov '07 2:15PM
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Magina was bold enough to comment:
EVIL!!! DIE DIE!!!



Ah, the sound of sweet, sweet consensus
 

Diziet
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Mon 19th Nov '07 2:56PM
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smite the evil one with the biggest pointy stick you can find Mrsham!

Agentgonzo
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Mon 19th Nov '07 3:29PM
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Can we make sure that Magina stays out of the way this time, or has Malcolm been a-bribin' again?
  

Magina*
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Mon 19th Nov '07 3:29PM
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Use this...

 

Swoop*
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Mon 19th Nov '07 4:25PM
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That's an impressive stick!

I think I'm going to switch my vote to Diziet. We all know he's taken up cryptozoology recently, who knows what horrors of the netherworlds he dug up?
 

Diziet
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Mon 19th Nov '07 4:33PM
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Swoop was bold enough to comment:

I think I'm going to switch my vote to Diziet. We all know he's taken up cryptozoology recently, who knows what horrors of the netherworlds he dug up?



i discovered pheasants. lots of pheasants.

since when were pheasants evil, hmm?

Swoop*
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Mon 19th Nov '07 4:35PM
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A pheasant ate my grandmother!
 

Demian*
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Mon 19th Nov '07 4:35PM
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:

You're up again Malcolm!




Well this time Magina has her attentions turned elsewhere for the night, so Malcolm steps up to take his staking like a man...


*POOF*


Wow! I think that was the first actual vampire-dusting! The first game yielded only human corpses! Congratulations, Malcolm was, indeed, a creature of the night!

HOWEVER....

The game is not yet over! In other words, Malcolm was not the only vampire amongst you. You're keeping the numbers down, but there's a way to go yet!

Bring on the night!
  

Mrsham
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Mon 19th Nov '07 4:49PM
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*POOF*



W00t!

Let's see if Magina can get ... another vampire

 

Diziet
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Mon 19th Nov '07 5:01PM
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phew, i'll rest in peace tonight!

.....zzzzzhrrumph...gertrude is vamp...hnkk...avatar reveals all....snnnnooooorrrrrreeeee.....


Anonymous
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Mon 19th Nov '07 5:53PM
Now come on chaps. This is taking the game a bit too far. Has someone hacked my account and locked me out? My password won't work all of a sudden! What's going on?

Diziet, I'm blaming you. This appears to be the actions of an evil, blood-hungry vampire.

(although if it isn't you, I might feel a wee bit guilty about blaming you. there is always a chance I just forgot my password).

Agentgonzo
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Mon 19th Nov '07 5:54PM
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WOOHOO!
  

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Anonymous was bold enough to comment:
Now come on chaps. This is taking the game a bit too far. Has someone hacked my account and locked me out? My password won't work all of a sudden! What's going on?

Diziet, I'm blaming you. This appears to be the actions of an evil, blood-hungry vampire.

(although if it isn't you, I might feel a wee bit guilty about blaming you. there is always a chance I just forgot my password).



Er, that was me. Angry Gertrude

Diziet
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Mon 19th Nov '07 6:03PM
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Anonymous was bold enough to comment:


Anonymous was bold enough to comment:
Now come on chaps. This is taking the game a bit too far. Has someone hacked my account and locked me out? My password won't work all of a sudden! What's going on?

Diziet, I'm blaming you. This appears to be the actions of an evil, blood-hungry vampire.

(although if it isn't you, I might feel a wee bit guilty about blaming you. there is always a chance I just forgot my password).



Er, that was me. Angry Gertrude



spooky goings on abound round here!

no, it wasn't me. if you email tech support they'll reset your password for you.



edit: no need to email tech support i reset it for you and sent the new password.

see, i'm not evil

Gertrude
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Mon 19th Nov '07 10:04PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:


Anonymous was bold enough to comment:


Anonymous was bold enough to comment:
Now come on chaps. This is taking the game a bit too far. Has someone hacked my account and locked me out? My password won't work all of a sudden! What's going on?

Diziet, I'm blaming you. This appears to be the actions of an evil, blood-hungry vampire.

(although if it isn't you, I might feel a wee bit guilty about blaming you. there is always a chance I just forgot my password).



Er, that was me. Angry Gertrude



spooky goings on abound round here!

no, it wasn't me. if you email tech support they'll reset your password for you.



edit: no need to email tech support i reset it for you and sent the new password.

see, i'm not evil



It's all a cunning ruse to lull me into a false sense of security before you sink your evil fangs into my innocent throat.

But thanks. I'm back now. And decided peeved that someone changed my avatar.
 

Diziet
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Tue 20th Nov '07 3:33PM
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i think i'm on to a winner here. i accused malcolm and, behold, malcolm was a vampire.

i must have some precognitive ability or something like that.

mrsham, stake agentgonzo. he's a vampire, i can feel it in my water.

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