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Tue 20th Nov '07 3:35PM
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How has the attention dropped off Kelly all of a sudden? She was living with a now proven vampire! If she didn't turn him first then he must have given her a quick nibble before he met Mr Pointy...
    

Emo Squid
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Tue 20th Nov '07 4:00PM
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:
How has the attention dropped off Kelly all of a sudden? She was living with a now proven vampire! If she didn't turn him first then he must have given her a quick nibble before he met Mr Pointy...



That wouldn't be a very wise move on the vamps part, would it? It's Diz, I tells ya! STAAAAKE HIIIIM!

Gertrude
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Emo Squid was bold enough to comment:


Spanners was bold enough to comment:
How has the attention dropped off Kelly all of a sudden? She was living with a now proven vampire! If she didn't turn him first then he must have given her a quick nibble before he met Mr Pointy...



That wouldn't be a very wise move on the vamps part, would it? It's Diz, I tells ya! STAAAAKE HIIIIM!



YES YES YES YES YES YES.

I agree. Stake him!
 

Agentgonzo
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Tue 20th Nov '07 4:33PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
i think i'm on to a winner here. i accused malcolm and, behold, malcolm was a vampire.


Um, what? You've been after Gertrude the entire time, or is your nightly bloodlust clouding your memory?
  

Diziet
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Tue 20th Nov '07 4:40PM
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don't listen to Emo. he's dead for one thing!

come on 'gonzo, admit you're a child of the night!

Agentgonzo
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A few days ago, Malcolm took a break from feasting on the humans to comment:
As for who Magina should protect, well, it's tricky... I can't help thinking that the ones who are generally saying less are both (a) less likely to be vampires, and (b) more likely to be picked off... so I'd probably vote for Magina to protect either Swoop or Epicure_Mammon. Epicure has been slightly more silent... but on the other hand Swoop's use of the word 'quorum' should earn him some protection, I'd have thought.



Right, we know that Malcolm was a vamp. He may have been turned after this comment, but that's a small chance. So he's wanting Magina to protect his fellow vamp (and a distraction). I reckon that one of Swoop or Epicure is a vamp (or possibly both). Not sure which, they've both been very quiet... too quiet if you ask me.
  

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Tue 20th Nov '07 4:59PM
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Malcolm and Kelly seemed to be conspiring to accuse Dizet, so I think Kelly is a good bet. Or a bad bet. Depending on how you look at it.

[edit]Quiet? Of course I've been quiet! There's vampires round here, haven't you noticed?
 

Demian*
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Tue 20th Nov '07 4:59PM
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Aaaaaand it's daytime again!

Magina, mail me when you've picked a new protectee... Mrsham, you know the drill, just post your choice in the thread.


Also, tomorrow will be THE MUSICAL EPISODE! Thanks to Mrsham for the idea.

During Day 5, all posts must be in verse / song form, otherwise they'll simply be removed
  

Mrsham
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Tue 20th Nov '07 5:14PM
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Morning scoobs. You may have noticed I've been playing somewhat fast and loose with the voting system. Well, you ain't seen nothin yet.

Tonight I am either staking Swoop, Spanners or Gertrude.

Everyone else is off the hook. I will only be taking nominations for these three people. I'll only be accepting nominations I consider plausible and supported by coherent argument

I could justify this, but I'm the Slayer, so I don't have to, mwahahahahah.

Have fun!
 

Agentgonzo
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Tue 20th Nov '07 5:17PM
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:
Tonight I am either staking Swoop, Spanners or Gertrude.
Everyone else is off the hook.


In which case, my vote is for Swoop due to the fact that he's been quiet and Malcolm was wanting Magina to protect him so that he could raise his vampiforous army.

Fantastic idea about the musical day by the way!
  

Mrsham
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Tue 20th Nov '07 6:56PM
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Clarification: I've decided my despotism needs to be curbed, all votes for the three I've mentioned will be considered, you can justify yourself however the heck you like! (I don't want to lose gems like Swoop's appeal to pheasant earlier )
 

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Tue 20th Nov '07 8:46PM
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Well putting aside my Kellesque suspicions to focus on the matter at hand, I think Gertrude's recent password troubles are surely to do with her logging out in order to post as the Vampire back on page 2.

That's my vote. Also looking foreward to some interesting verse based antics tomorrow.

A fine plan
Mrsham

Hmm I better practice a bit.
 

Gertrude
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Swoop was bold enough to comment:
Well putting aside my Kellesque suspicions to focus on the matter at hand, I think Gertrude's recent password troubles are surely to do with her logging out in order to post as the Vampire back on page 2.

That's my vote. Also looking foreward to some interesting verse based antics tomorrow.

A fine plan
Mrsham

Hmm I better practice a bit.



Oh bother. I had made up my mind to vote for Spanners, until I saw this. Swoop, you are so wrong! Now I feel I ought to encourage Mrsham to smite you out of sheer spite. But I shall stick to my initial decision, hoping that you will see that my veins flow with the milk of human kindness, and not the bitter gall of the undead.

Stake Spanners! Stake him!

(I still think the vampire is Diziet. He would have got my vote, had the slayer not taken it into his head to limit himself in this silly way. Tsk!)
 

Agentgonzo
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Wed 21st Nov '07 10:21AM
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Swoop was bold enough to comment:
Well putting aside my Kellesque suspicions to focus on the matter at hand, I think Gertrude's recent password troubles are surely to do with her logging out in order to post as the Vampire back on page 2.


Given that someone changed her avatar too, it seems likely that someone else was in there messing around with her settings. That is, unless she's been very sneaky with a double-tripple bluff to throw us off the scent. I don't know who to vote for anymore (why is this seeming like a bad episode of one of those reality TV shows all of a sudden?). I'll stick with swoop.
  

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Wed 21st Nov '07 11:50AM
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Gertrude was bold enough to comment:
Stake Spanners! Stake him!



I don't believe I like your tone madam! Vampires never have beards, I thought everyone knew that!
    

Emo Squid
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Wed 21st Nov '07 12:43PM
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:

Vampires never have beards, I thought everyone knew that!



Didn't stop 'em from staking me now, did it!


Diziet
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Wed 21st Nov '07 1:43PM
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Emo Squid was bold enough to comment:


Spanners was bold enough to comment:

Vampires never have beards, I thought everyone knew that!



Didn't stop 'em from staking me now, did it!





i got a feeling
it must be elvis
i got a feeling
right in my pelvis

Diziet
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Wed 21st Nov '07 3:40PM
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i got a feeling
the fangs are Gonzo's
i saw him eating
in...


Mrsham
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Wed 21st Nov '07 3:47PM
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Good to see you getting in nick for tomorrow's song fest Diz, but I'm afraid I won't be staking Gonzo tonight. Gertrude, Spanners or Swoop only I'm afraid
 

Diziet
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Wed 21st Nov '07 3:57PM
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bloody hell, i thought it was today.



i got a feeling
it must be gertrude
because of something
that rhymes with gertrude

Agentgonzo
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Wed 21st Nov '07 4:50PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
bloody hell, i thought it was today.



Nah, he meant tomorrow (day 5) in game time, rather than tomorrow (today) in world time. I can understand how that could be confusing.
  

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Wed 21st Nov '07 7:26PM
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Only confusing for someone who regularly misses out whole days and only comes out at night! and we all know what sort of person that it doesn't we? No, I don't mean naughty ladies of the night or badger watchers, I mean wicked vamipre types.
Ah ha! It is him after all.
 

Diziet
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Wed 21st Nov '07 8:58PM
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i got a feeling
it must be daytime
although my previous posts have shown that i'm not clever when it comes to telling time
and i'll be over here...

Mrsham
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Thu 22nd Nov '07 8:12AM
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Right, well, I may as well use my vote, which is for Swoop, for the reason Gonzo stated, and also because in the last two votes he tried to tip the vote in Malcolm's favour. I cast this vote with some reluctance, suffering as Swoop is after his grandmother's tragic loss to wildfowl, but all's fair in love and war.

This means that at present we have:
Mrsham - Swoop
AgentGonzo - Swoop
Diziet - Gertrude
Swoop - Gertrude
Gertrude - Spanners
Spanners - Kelly Sorry, not staking her tonight!

Putting Swoop in the lead as my vote is more specialer than everybody elses. I'll give Swoop a final chance for salvation and post my final decision in a few hours
 

Diziet
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Thu 22nd Nov '07 8:19AM
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now look here, aren't you supposed to be saying all that in verse?

this is getting a little bit confusing.


Mrsham
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Thu 22nd Nov '07 8:31AM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
now look here, aren't you supposed to be saying all that in verse?

this is getting a little bit confusing.





Not until day 5 in the game - we're still in day 4, so need to wait for a staking and a night phase before it's day 5.

Bah, sorry it's confusing. Seemed like a good idea at the time
 

Diziet
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Thu 22nd Nov '07 9:22AM
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its not you, its me. i have a terrible grasp of alternate time.

a child once had to explain Back to the Future 2 for me


Magina*
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Thu 22nd Nov '07 9:25AM
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I have reason to believe Spanners is a vampire....
 

Spanners*
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Thu 22nd Nov '07 9:44AM
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The Vamp is Kelly
She has big fangs and a cape
And she bit Malcolm

If you stake Spanners
Then it will chuffing hurt me
But not turn to dust
    

Diziet
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i'll try to be terse
with this premature verse
gonzo's a vamp
he drives round in a hearse

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