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Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Mon 12th Nov '07 4:42PM
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Magina was bold enough to comment:
Ahem...

I would like to announce that I am open to bribes.



I'd really like to seek some protection from our resident watcher but I figure Malcolm's needs are greater than mine since he lives with Kelly, the one known vampire.
    

Magina*
Mrs Spanners if you please.
Mon 12th Nov '07 4:48PM
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Spanners was bold enough to comment:

Malcolm's needs are greater than mine since he lives with Kelly, the one known vampire.



Keen observation there sir.... The danger to malcolm is great.... Kelly's bloodlust must be growing......
 

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Mon 12th Nov '07 5:00PM
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Come along now Scoobies, if there's no decisions forthcoming soon, night is going to happen anyway


Muahahahahahah
  

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Mon 12th Nov '07 5:01PM
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Argh, now you're all scaring me! I think I'd better sharpen my walking stick collection just in case. (but still, Magina, feel free to offer me your protection. Can I remind you of the pancakes I made you on Sunday? )
   

Diziet
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Mon 12th Nov '07 5:04PM
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i just moved my bed with the power of my mind which means i'm a wiccan and therefore nice and not evil like a vampire would be. hah! a flawless argument (except for the fact that i already admitted to being a werewolf)

Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Mon 12th Nov '07 5:56PM
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Demian was bold enough to comment:
Come along now Scoobies, if there's no decisions forthcoming soon, night is going to happen anyway


Muahahahahahah



Eek!

Guess I'd better decide then, although not having heard from three of our members it seems somewhat undemocratic. In fact, where are they? Lurking in a coffin somewhere maybe? Well not all three of them I suppose, but anyway ...

So far we have: werewolves (nothing against werewolves of course, lovely people), a corrupt Watcher taking bribes, three admissions of vampirehood (although sockpuppet-Amanshu's I think was a little suspect ) ... all in one day.

And I don't have a clue who the vampire is. I'm starting to feel the pressure.

Right, decision. We haven't heard from Emo Squid, and he's been nominated for stakage once, so I interpret his silence as guilt. If we hear nothing more before night fall, I'll be tracking him down. Or maybe Ladybird will go hunting in her spiky spiky wheelchair
 

Swoop*
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Mon 12th Nov '07 6:19PM
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I'll second that Emo Squid stakeage. That's very nearly a quorum!
 

Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Mon 12th Nov '07 10:13PM
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Swoop was bold enough to comment:
That's very nearly a quorum!



Good enough for me. With regrets, your time is up Mr Squid. When night falls, LadyBird will be huntin' you down!
 

LadyBird
But Jesus sez 'Oh hai! Iz just me. lol.'
Mon 12th Nov '07 10:32PM
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Right. I have a firm grip on Mr Pointy.

 

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Tue 13th Nov '07 9:54AM
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Is it night time yet? Are we all finally safe from the dangers of Mr. Squid? (or Kelly?)
   

Diziet
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Tue 13th Nov '07 10:14AM
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Mrsham
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Tue 13th Nov '07 10:14AM
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:
Is it night time yet? Are we all finally safe from the dangers of Mr. Squid? (or Kelly?)



We await the coming of Demian-who-bringeth-the-night. Truly, non knoweth the hour nor marketh the day when he cometh with his fearsome six sided die of woe and tribulation.
 

Emo Squid
sanctus, sanctus, sanctus
Tue 13th Nov '07 11:04AM
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Damn you all to hell!

I've been stocking up on garlic and generally hiding from vamp-types. Well, I'm back.

Stake an innocent man would you? What is this, the dark ages?! You'll be burning midwives at the stake next! Tsk.

Diziet
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Tue 13th Nov '07 11:05AM
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Emo Squid was bold enough to comment:
Damn you all to hell!



you first, evil one


Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Tue 13th Nov '07 11:12AM
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What do people make of this alibi? Demian of the Night has yet to arrive, so technically I think I can alter my decision still. Make it quick though if you want to save the soul of the squid! Kelly is looking in some danger, as is the elusive Epicure Mammon ...

(Damn, the suspense is killing me ... )
 

Diziet
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Tue 13th Nov '07 11:19AM
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its emo, don't be swayed by his talk of midwives.

i have it on good faith that he can scale high walls using only his hands and feet. you know who else can do that? dracula, thats who.

he's Squid the Impaler. get him, get him!

Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Tue 13th Nov '07 12:16PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
its emo, don't be swayed by his talk of midwives.



You're quite right. Enough flip-flopping and shilly-shallying. Emo must die.

Tomorrow we breakfast on calamari. And that's my final answer.
 

Emo Squid
sanctus, sanctus, sanctus
Tue 13th Nov '07 12:41PM
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:

You're quite right. Enough flip-flopping and shilly-shallying. Emo must die.

Tomorrow we breakfast on calamari. And that's my final answer.



You cad, sir! Bounder!! Absolute shower!!!

Magina*
Mrs Spanners if you please.
Tue 13th Nov '07 2:11PM
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LadyBird was bold enough to comment:
Right. I have a firm grip on Mr Pointy.





So do I..... but that's a different story.....
 

Magina*
Mrs Spanners if you please.
Tue 13th Nov '07 2:15PM
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Emo Squid was bold enough to comment:
You cad, sir! Bounder!! Absolute shower!!!



EVIDENCE: Use of archaic vocabulary.... How old are you REALLY Mr Squid? 200 years? 250? 400? You and Bill Shakespeare... best mates I believe!!
 

Diziet
optical moose
Tue 13th Nov '07 2:44PM
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look what i found...



thats right, its a vampire squid.

LadyBird
But Jesus sez 'Oh hai! Iz just me. lol.'
Tue 13th Nov '07 4:15PM
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
look what i found...



thats right, its a vampire squid.



It looks a bit more like one of my great aunty's hats.
 

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Tue 13th Nov '07 4:34PM
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Okaaaayyy.... I've waited a long time but Magina hasn't mailed me with her Watcher selection, so unfortunately she's going to have to take the classic Giles Opt-Out and be knocked unconscious for Night One! No protection for the li'l scoobies!


So Mrsham steps up to the oche... listen carefully now for the telltale sounds....



*PERSQUELCH*


Oh dear, sorry Hamster, that's the sickening sound of stake-through-the-ribcage-and-internal-organs, Emo was one of the good guys! Now he's a corspicle!


So now... night begins! The more astute amongst you will realise there is only one vampire in the ranks, at least for now, so it's over to you, Mr. or Mrs. Vampire! Mail me your victim and I'll see if you get lucky!
  

Emo Squid
sanctus, sanctus, sanctus
Tue 13th Nov '07 4:37PM
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*sound of voice falling down a big hole/getting further away*

Damn you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll....................!

Diziet
optical moose
Tue 13th Nov '07 4:45PM
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woops

Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Tue 13th Nov '07 4:45PM
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Sorry squid-like dude

z z z z z
 

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Tue 13th Nov '07 4:58PM
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Oh dear. Erm... well, he had a happy life. He wouldn't have felt a thing, etc.
   

The vampire
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Tue 13th Nov '07 5:10PM
see how you mortal fools cower before me!

you have staked your own friend and now he is dead while i still live to haunt your nightmares....

....MMMMMMUUUUUUUHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Tue 13th Nov '07 5:13PM
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Right, well, THAT was a silly thing to do, because despite posting as "The Vampire", the homepage clearly stated that Diziet and Gertrude were online at the time. And frankly, from the penmanship, I'd say it was Diziet who wrote that.

Diziet, sir, how do you respond?
   

Diziet
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Tue 13th Nov '07 5:22PM
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Malcolm was bold enough to comment:
Right, well, THAT was a silly thing to do, because despite posting as "The Vampire", the homepage clearly stated that Diziet and Gertrude were online at the time. And frankly, from the penmanship, I'd say it was Diziet who wrote that.

Diziet, sir, how do you respond?



i can haz penmunshpz, lol?

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