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Gertrude
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:
Diziet and gertrude, please be aware I am operating a one Scoob, one vote system



Oh, I know that. I'm just quite enjoying being insulting to the evildoer. That's all.
 

Diziet
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ahem...



Demian*
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By the way, Magina has no internet access today so she has passed a secret message on as to who her watchful shadow will fall over tonight. Obviously, this can't be revealed until tomorrow lest the vampire/s change his/her/their evil plans accordingly.
  

Gertrude
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
ahem...






Oi! You can't try to incriminate me with a picture of MY dog, wearing MY pyjamas, taken in MY bed by MY housemate! It's just rude. And it's wrong. I'm clearly not a vampire, or I would have eaten the pigdog by now. Not to mention our beloved Slayer (who keeps looking at me with a suspicious glint in his eye and frightening me).
 

Mrsham
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SUMMARY:
Here's the state of play regarding who wants who dead:
Malcolm - Kelly
Swoop - Kelly
Gertrude - Diziet
Diziet - Gertrude
Gertrude's Hell Hound - Gertrude (disallowed)
Kelly - Malcolm
AgentGonzo - Malcolm

(scooby on the right of the hyphen the potential victim)

Awaiting feedback from Spanners, Amanshu, Magina (although she is ready to protect somebody) and Epicure. I'll hold on a little bit before making a decision, as currently I hold the casting vote, so much for democracy.

 

Diziet
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i want to post something in my defense but i'm listening to Primus really loud so i can't think.

Mrsham
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Wed 14th Nov '07 9:36PM
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I'm afraid the dust lust is too strong.

Here's a hypothesis (waits for groans to die down): Malcolm's the original vamp. An attempt to set up Diziet backfired when it was rumbled by Kelly and AgentGonzo. He possibly turned Swoop last night, and was therefore keen for Swoop to be protected so as to have his pick of the scoobs. The latter supposition is supported by the fact that Swoop apparently swooped to his aid by accusing Kelly.

And let's not forget:



Malcolm was bold enough to confess:
No, I am the vampire!



It's plausible. It has a certain narrative flow. It's therefore probably entirely wrong. But don't worry, if it is, I have more

My choice tonight is Malcolm.

(No, not in that way. He's married damn it!)
 

Demian*
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And so Malcolm and Mrsham stand face-to-face. Mrsham raises Mr. Pointy... the scoobies listen for the telltale sounds of terror. Wait for it...




'Oy! Mrsham! No!'


Wait - what's this? Oh dear, it looks like the Slayer and his Watcher have had a disagreement! Yes, Magina is currently protecting Malcolm due to his extreme vulnerability (living with the notrious Kelly)!

So, although I hadn't actually foreseen this eventuality, it looks like the slayer and the watcher now spend the night deadlocked in an argument over the evil (or lack thereof) of Malcolm, whilst Malcolm himself slips away unnoticed under the flaps of the marquee.

Watcher / Slayer disharmony - no good for anyone! Vamp/vamps, it's over to you! Nighttime!
  

Mrsham
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Demian was bold enough to comment:
it looks like the slayer and the watcher now spend the night deadlocked in an argument over the evil (or lack thereof) of Malcolm



"I know, I know it's just a half-arsed theory Magina, but it's all we have ... look, can I just stake him a little bit? Yeah, I know if I'd been more patient this would never have happened ... sorry ... but, look, look at his eyes, how is he not a vamp ... er ... where did he go? Never mind. Listen ..."
 

Malcolm*
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Good grief, that was scary! Thank you, Magina - I thought I was a gonner there! And nearly killed by my own kind too...

Right, at least this means we've got another day or so to come up with a PROPER suspect.
   

Agentgonzo
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What? So no-one got staked? Magina, stop hoofing around and get out of Mr Sham's way, there's a stakin' to be had here.
  

Mrsham
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Agentgonzo was bold enough to comment:
What? So no-one got staked?



My fault entirely for not working out, or indeed asking Dark Lord Demian, who Magina was protecting in her non-internet-capable state yesterday. I should really have just waited a bit. Curse my feisty impetuous temperament and ability to look good in tight trousers (no hang on that's someone else).

I'm considering falling on my own stake in shame.
 

Demian*
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:

My fault entirely for not working out, or indeed asking Dark Lord Demian, who Magina was protecting in her non-internet-capable state yesterday.




Not at all, for the decision of the Watcher has to remain secret until after the events, otherwise the vamps will just avoid whoever she's protecting. There's no way you could have known
  

Agentgonzo
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Demian was bold enough to comment:


Mrsham was bold enough to comment:

My fault entirely for not working out, or indeed asking Dark Lord Demian, who Magina was protecting in her non-internet-capable state yesterday.




Not at all, for the decision of the Watcher has to remain secret until after the events, otherwise the vamps will just avoid whoever she's protecting. There's no way you could have known


Well, she could have PM'd him...

Edit: Surely Buffy can overpower Giles the old librarian and drive a steak through Malcolm's heart?
  

Diziet
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'Gonzo, you're much too keen to see someone staked. someone OTHER than yourself.

your teeth feeling a little more pointy than usual? finding it hard to check yourself out in the mirror? feeling the urge to transform into a nocturnal winged rodent? admit it, you're the vampire!

ahhh, i'm just messing with you. its clearly....

....GERTRUDE!!!! DON'T LET HER DISTRACT YOU WITH HER THIRD BREAST!!! SHE'LL KILL US ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!

ahem..

Magina*
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Fri 16th Nov '07 9:26AM
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Sorry chaps... due to unforseen circumstances I have been incommunicado....

I do apologise Mrsham for our earlier disagreement...
But I'm afraid you do have a tendancy to be rather hot-headed

We need to look at the facts...

I have consulted the ancient texts... according to the great Emunico (translated from the original rodhullull)...

"The one who doth maketh pancakes is pure and good but in great danger from his masked brethren who hath luste of the blood"

Brethren here can mean either relative or friend.....

This was my reason for protecting Malcolm. Let this be a lesson to you in your blond adolescent state Mrsham.....

Brain over braun.

Go read some books.

Tea anyone???
 

Emo Squid
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*Ghostly voice from beyond the grave* wooooo......wooooo......Diziet.......vampire.......wooooo........stake......hiiiiimmm..........wooooo......

Agentgonzo
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Magina was bold enough to comment:
Sorry chaps... due to unforseen circumstances I have been incommunicado....

I do apologise Mrsham for our earlier disagreement...
But I'm afraid you do have a tendancy to be rather hot-headed

We need to look at the facts...

I have consulted the ancient texts... according to the great Emunico (translated from the original rodhullull)...

"The one who doth maketh pancakes is pure and good but in great danger from his masked brethren who hath luste of the blood"

Brethren here can mean either relative or friend.....

This was my reason for protecting Malcolm. Let this be a lesson to you in your blond adolescent state Mrsham.....

Brain over braun.

Go read some books.

Tea anyone???



So you protected him because he made you pancakes. I feel those of us who don't live near the watcher are at a disadvantage...
  

Magina*
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Fri 16th Nov '07 11:15AM
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I am hurt...

I have always been honest ....

open to bribes I am...

the promise of pancakes was too much to bear....

One can bribe from a distance oh Agent of Gonzo.....
 

Agentgonzo
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Magina was bold enough to comment:
open to bribes I am...
the promise of pancakes was too much to bear....
One can bribe from a distance oh Agent of Gonzo.....


But bribery is not our way, bribery is deceitful, dishonest and a dark thing to do... in fact... something that only a true vampire would need to do. What more proof do we need that Malcolm's a vampire?
  

Malcolm*
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Fri 16th Nov '07 1:09PM
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Agentgonzo was bold enough to comment:


Magina was bold enough to comment:
open to bribes I am...
the promise of pancakes was too much to bear....
One can bribe from a distance oh Agent of Gonzo.....


But bribery is not our way, bribery is deceitful, dishonest and a dark thing to do... in fact... something that only a true vampire would need to do. What more proof do we need that Malcolm's a vampire?



Aww, come on! I did indeed make pancakes for Magina (and others) while she was in my house, but it was long before this discussion came up and had no connection with the game or any attempted bribery. Are we to assume that anyone who's ever done anything for someone at any stage in the past was in fact bribing them for something that they didn't even know about at the time? I think Mr. Gonzo is just enjoying the attention not being on HIM and trying to keep it that way.


Edit: Oh, sorry, I was forgetting my etiquette there for a moment. I should have finished that last statement with ...which is incontrovertible evidence that he's the vampire! Kill him! and so on.
   

Agentgonzo
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Malcolm was dripping blood from his fangs when he commented:
Aww, come on! I did indeed make pancakes for Magina (and others) while she was in my house, but it was long before this discussion came up and had no connection with the game or any attempted bribery.


And you expect us to believe this story? Popycock.
  

Magina*
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Fri 16th Nov '07 1:34PM
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HA! Only I know the truth of the matter.....

My inbox is HEAVING with bribes.... HEAVING I tell you... you're all as corrupt as each other.....

but it's the silent partners that worry me....


Swoop, A-mans-shoe, Kelly, spanners...... suspicious!

Perhaps squid has some clues from the afterlife........???????????????
 

Diziet
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Magina was bold enough to comment:

HEAVING




yes! like the Third Breast Of Gertrude as it scans for its next victim.

stake her to buggery before we all end up on the menu!

Mrsham
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Ahem.



Malcolm was bold enough to comment:
Aww, come on! I did indeed make pancakes for Magina (and others) ... had no connection with the game or any attempted bribery.





Malcolm was bold enough to comment:
(... Magina, feel free to offer me your protection. Can I remind you of the pancakes I made you on Sunday? )

 

Magina*
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Mrsham was bold enough to comment:
Ahem.



Malcolm was bold enough to comment:
Aww, come on! I did indeed make pancakes for Magina (and others) ... had no connection with the game or any attempted bribery.





Malcolm was bold enough to comment:
(... Magina, feel free to offer me your protection. Can I remind you of the pancakes I made you on Sunday? )






EXACTLY!!
 

Diziet
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ahh yes, pancakes.

can i point you all in this direction...

http://www.facebook.com/video/videos.php?of=764690439

a clear case of a vampire (kelly) attacking magina with a pancake.

its kelly. the proof is irrefutable. and i don't even know what irrefutable means or if i even spelled it right.

get her!!!!

Magina*
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Diziet was bold enough to comment:
ahh yes, pancakes.

can i point you all in this direction...

http://www.facebook.com/video/videos.php?of=764690439

a clear case of a vampire (kelly) attacking magina with a pancake.

its kelly. the proof is irrefutable. and i don't even know what irrefutable means or if i even spelled it right.

get her!!!!



She tried to bite me shortly after....
 

Demian*
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Aaaaand it's morning again! Wakey wakey li'l scoobies!

Magina - send me a PM when you decide who you're protecting tonight

Mrsham / scoobies - who's up for the sharp end this time?
  

Magina*
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Morning!!!

lallalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
 

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