Home Search First Look Rules Help TheDaddy.org BlogLogin/Register
By bye hackers
Saving Malcolm's Ward Thingy - 1 to 12
Return To Best of TheDaddy.org You cannot post to the Archive!

Diziet
optical moose
Mon 28th Jan '08 5:49PM
2522 Posts
Diziet's Avatar
Member Since
20th Jul '05
Once upon a time there was a Gentleman Of York named Malcolm.

Here he is...



He lived in a house made of Asda tiger paw muffins on a rocky outcrop (also known as a 'bute', but not 'aboot' which is Canadian for 'about'). Malcolm worked as a therapist for retired pirates and people with Sea Captain Syndrome, but this was not all he did. Oh no. Oh, indeed no. Indeed no, indeed, oh no.

You see, Malcolm also fostered many varieties of soft toy, most of which were abandoned when they were mere tufts and tiny buttons.

There was Crypto The Rhino...



Marmoset, who was a marmoset...



and Thingy the Yellow Rabbit...



Malcolm referred to the toys as his 'wards' and he made sure they were healthy and well looked after by feeding them coloured-string spaghetti and white stuffing according to their very specific and complicated individual diets.

One day Malcolm took the toys to the York Museum of Soup and Industry...



However, Thingy became lost. Malcolm panicked and looked everywhere. He checked the Broth Gallery, the Hall of Croutons and even behind the door in the admin office. Thingy was nowhere to be seen!

Then Malcolm spotted Thingy! He was teetering on the edge of a giant Royal Game Soup installation. Malcolm ran towards the installation screaming, 'Thingy, nooooo!!!!!' for he knew that Thingy was pheasant-intolerant.

It seemed all was over for the diminutive bunny but then, out of nowhere, appeared THE HAND OF DIZ.....



....and the day was saved! everybody went home but the HAND stuck around to take part in an impromptu tomato soup fight.

General*
Windows Bob - the best!
Mon 28th Jan '08 6:27PM
4213 Posts
General's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03


Diziet was bold enough to comment:
Once upon a time there was a Gentleman Of York named Malcolm.......





You magnificent bastard!
    

Malcolm*
My ape goosed a Bishop. Who are you?
Mon 28th Jan '08 6:46PM
1673 Posts
Malcolm's Avatar
Member Since
3rd Jun '03
Oh, how brilliant! That has improved my day by several orders of magnitude.

Diziet, you are fantastic. And clearly a master in the art of digital special effects too.


   

Diziet
optical moose
Mon 28th Jan '08 6:51PM
2522 Posts
Diziet's Avatar
Member Since
20th Jul '05


Malcolm was bold enough to comment:

And clearly a master in the art of digital special effects too.




i studied at the Leicester College of Advanced Schoolboy Doodling.



Mrsham
I lost my toes in a game of blackjack
Mon 28th Jan '08 6:52PM
505 Posts
Mrsham's Avatar
Member Since
5th Jan '07
All hail the HAND! And the mighty Diziet from which it proceeds!
 

Gertrude
Landy Dirtlady
Mon 28th Jan '08 7:36PM
579 Posts
Gertrude's Avatar
Member Since
12th Oct '05
That is quite the best thing that has happened to me all day.
 

Diziet
optical moose
Mon 28th Jan '08 7:42PM
2522 Posts
Diziet's Avatar
Member Since
20th Jul '05


Gertrude was bold enough to comment:
That is quite the best thing that has happened to me all day.



i forgot to credit you with the title so:

Many thanks to Gertrude for the Title.




edit: for the benefit of anyone reading this and thinking 'huh?', heres a link...

http://forum.thedaddy.org/view_thread.html?ref_id=30646&id=30666&start=0

Allen Key
Stagnating, like a packet of crisps on the roof.
Tue 29th Jan '08 9:38AM
510 Posts
Allen Key's Avatar
Member Since
10th Oct '04
Oh, Diziet.

Diziet, Diziet, Diziet.

I have no words.

 

Kelly*
Poke me in the knees and call me Roger
Tue 29th Jan '08 11:30AM
758 Posts
Kelly's Avatar
Member Since
4th Oct '03
Hooray for Diziet!
   

Emo Squid
sanctus, sanctus, sanctus
Tue 29th Jan '08 2:02PM
624 Posts
Emo Squid's Avatar
Member Since
23rd Feb '07
It's only a model.

Spanners*
Misses his big brother :(
Tue 29th Jan '08 3:44PM
4597 Posts
Spanners's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Rock on buddy, that's fantastic!
Now can we have a tale about Crypto the Rhino? He looks like the Dude!
    

Demian*
Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Tue 29th Jan '08 5:39PM
4678 Posts
Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Epic! Now I know what you were doing with my Rabbit In A Can(tm). I just hope there's no soup stains!
  

Bookmark With: Post to DiggDigg   Post to DeliciousDelicious   Post to RedditReddit   Post to FacebookFacebook   Post to StumbleuponStumbleupon
Return To Best of TheDaddy.org You cannot post to the Archive!

Time Zone is Greenwich Mean Time You are Visible
Html Tags are On Smileys are On
Anonymous Posting is Not AllowedGeneral is The Daddy