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HuMpO
Daddy Mack
Sun 29th Mar '09 10:07AM
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Mary Mary Quite Contrary How Does Your Garden Grow?
I Live In A Flat You Stupid Tw4t So How The Fu(k Would I Know?


Mary Had A Little Lamb Its Fleece Was White n Whispy,
Along Came Foot n Mouth Disease And Now Its Black And Crispy.
 

Demian*
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Sun 29th Mar '09 10:18AM
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Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

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Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often
  

HuMpO
Daddy Mack
Sun 29th Mar '09 2:41PM
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The grand old Duke of York
he shagged ten thousand men
He marched them over to Prince Charles house
And they shagged them once again.



Old mother Hubbard
Went to the Cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone.
When she leaned over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.
 

Epicure_mammon
I'm not crazy cause I take the RIGHT pills :)
Mon 30th Mar '09 8:47AM
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed,
'Cause Little Bo Peep was giving him head.
When he came she started to weep:
She could tell from the taste he'd been shagging her sheep!
  

HuMpO
Daddy Mack
Mon 30th Mar '09 6:46PM
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Lolz.

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Swoop*
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Mon 30th Mar '09 10:15PM
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Twinkle twinkle little star
I don't wonder what you are
You're a mass of boiling gases
Forming into solid masses
 

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