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Allen Key
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Tue 31st Mar '09 10:01AM
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10th Oct '04
Someone in the building has a new phone and is currently GOING THROUGH ALL THE RING TONES. ALL OF THEM. WHILE LAUGHING WITH GLEE. Like it's 10 years ago and he's on a train and look! Look! It's one of they new fashioned phones that's all little and it's got a SCREEN and instead of it ringing when someone calls like some kind of luddite phone from the 1920s where the speaking bit and the listening bit aren't even joined together it CAN PLAY MUSIC IF YOU WANT and everyone in the train or the cinema or the supermarket or the office can see your kerrrrazy personality because your phone plays Sex Bomb by Tom Jones instead of going brrr brrr! brrr brr! like your stupid loser phone.


There's no pee in catheter!
Tue 31st Mar '09 10:21AM
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8th Aug '06
Go over to his desk, grab his phone from his hands and dunk it in his coffee!

Giggity Giggity goo
Wed 1st Apr '09 4:17PM
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25th Aug '04
Go ask him enthusiastically if it's a new phone and if it's 4G. If he says no then act all surprised and ask him why he an out of date phone. If he doesn't know then tell him it probably is, because it would be stupid to get a phone nowadays that isn't.

Actually, scratch that: one google later and he'll see through it.

Go over to his desk, grab his phone from his hands and dunk it in his coffee!

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