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Oh Lordy, Plegaleggole
Sat 31st Jul '04 10:25PM
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Demian's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
I was bored

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I surfed both weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious website of salacious ho's,
While I nodded, nearly swinging, suddenly there came a binging,
As of someone gently pinging, pinging at my chat window.
`'Tis some drunken geek,' I muttered, `pinging at my chat window -
Only this, I bet it's Joe.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And the monitor's pale flicker wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From these sites surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost ^{[-LeNoRe-]}^ -
For the rare and radiant cam-girl whose login name was ^{[-LeNoRe-]}^ -
Nameless here, that damned cam-whore!

And the bleeping flashing symbol of the MSN chat window
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I sat repeating
`'Tis some Swedish furry mudder pinging at my chat window -
Some late Swedish furry mudder pinging at my chat window; -
This it is, and this I know,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' typed I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was fapping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came binging, pinging, at my chat window,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I steeled myself to go; -
Silence there, and nothing, no.

Deep into that window peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
And I saw that my computer was not plugged in at the wall.
But the silence was unbroken, and the chat screen gave no token,
And the only word there written was the username `^{[-LeNoRe-]}^!'
This I whispered, and a cursor echoed back the word, `^{[-LeNoRe-]}^!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into Windows turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a pinging somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my Windows lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis a virus, nothing more!'

'Open here' I clicked MSN, with my soul bared for confession,
Now logged on a stately young man with a saintly beard of yore.
Not the least 'wa$$up d00d' made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of forums master, sat a blinking on my screen
With the cursor blinking slowly on my MSN chat screen
Flashing green, and nothing more.

Then this tall young man beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance he wore,
'Though I think you've blown your cover, thou,' I said, 'look like my brother -
Tell me what news do you bring me from the l33test forum's shores?
Tell me where to point my browser for the best in chives, and more!
Quoth Spanners, `Daddy.org.'

Much I marvelled at this site, I clicked on threads throughout the night
Some had little or no meaning - some had wisdom, wit and lore;
For I could not help agreeing that no living human being
Was ever blessed with sites so fanciful and wonderful before
So I posted tips on chutney and a thread on manticores -
On this site: `Daddy.org.'

Windows Bob - the best!
Sat 31st Jul '04 11:53PM
4213 Posts
General's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Truly the muse is upon you.

Let us celebrate with MEAT TEXTURES!

I can dance. Would you like me to? For you?
Sun 1st Aug '04 1:07AM
213 Posts
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Member Since
16th Aug '03
Wonderful adapatation!

But whats really pressing on my mind is where is volume one of the meat textures?

Misses his big brother :(
Sun 1st Aug '04 6:08PM
4597 Posts
Spanners's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Oh mate. Now that's an ode!

Esta todo bien!

Misses his big brother :(
Tue 3rd Aug '04 9:58AM
4597 Posts
Spanners's Avatar
Member Since
7th Apr '03
Now permanently embodied for future generations to marvel at over 'ere - http://forum.thedaddy.org/ode.html

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