|Sun 8th Aug '04 9:35PM
|7th Apr '03
| Believe it or not, I've collected all of these from the SAME PERSON (co-worker) in the last few months
I'm scared of going to the toilet and bloody doing anything in case it's illegal!
Oh, that's good - the 4th of August 2008!
You know nothing, because you are young.
By the year 2020 there will be 30 billion asylum seekers.
If you was in a situation then you'd analyse it, wouldn't you? Analytically.
If I ate tuna salad every day I'd turn into a tuna fish.
How can you explain what a zero, an upside-down four, and a one is?
I was eating so much food I lost weight.
Hi Martha! How's your drawers?
Hey, where's Kath? I want to go to the toilet!
I know my name in Chinese. It's 'Choppen Jint'.
I believe whatever anyone wants to believe, it's their own business. That's why I hate these bloody Muslims.
You look as though you're 12 months pregnant!
Everybody marries everyone else. God, I even married a Greek...
When I say 'Chicken soup', I mean egg and lemon.
Quack quack quack, and off she goes!
You'll get a thick eye in a minute!
Can you use the word 'boisterous'? As in, you know, like wrestling?
The English language has been bloody Americans, bloody foreigners coming in...
Oh, I've stopped, and I've just fallen.
French Canadians aren't nice. They're ignorant.
It's the same, but different.
You're going round in a barrel and don't know which way to get out.
Is 'Nought' just zero?
I won't be in Monday, so have a nice weekend.
And my absolute favourite...
Well I had 3 separate injections, and there's nothing wrong with me!
Feel free to post ridiculous thing you've overheard.